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"We never land here. None of them wash, and the smell is atrocious."
I gave them my feet once. Was a nice experience. You haven't truly lived until you've felt the toes of several strangers cuddle your feet after the cold wind of a plane passes over them
This is why people save frequent flyer points.
We need help from that learnwithsherlock ticktock guy to work out how many feet are actually in the picture.
My guess is a bajillion? 🤣