And when computers make all management decisions, let us not forget that managers told them to do so, lest we forget whom to hold accountable.
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I think what they meant is nobody in management cares if someone wants to hold them accountable
Bit it's a nice picture, yeah
I don't know, they all sure hate Luigi for some reason.
Probably not fans of Nintendo or something
That's why board executives and business are so excited about it
They can finally get rid of McKinsey and blame it on cheaper and faster trendy butthole logo of the month.
Why would they get rid of McKinsey? That would make dinner at the club super awkward!
It's not my fault
~~I was just following orders~~
~~It's just company policy~~
It's just a misstep in the algorithm
I'm sorry the computer said layoffs so... Get fucked.
Ai says you're not a citizen. Deported.
Managers aren’t being held accountable for their management decisions either.
“Oh, I sacked our entire workforce and sold all the company assets, so the figures will look amazing this month.”
“Oh, the figures are down this month, a golden handshake!? Thank you very much.”
Most industries management fails upward. Definitely true in Pharma.
There are CEOs with a 20 year string of development failures, but they bring "vast experience".
Executives today:
This means if we put AI somewhere in our decision making, we can no longer be held accountable.
Isn't that exactly why they do use them for management decisions?
Yup!
"I'm sorry but your contact is terminated because our management software designated your position as redundant and unnecessary. It wasn't our decision to let you go, but it was our decision to begin using that software and it was our decision to program it to try to fire as many employees as possible, but it's not our decision and therefore we can't be held responsible. Goodbye."
The same argument for cartels. "We didn't all increase our prices to the exact same amount, we just paid a consulting company to tell us which price we should use. Of course our competitors used the exact same company, but that's just a coincidence".
Since when are managers held accountable? Is this new?
Ah, from back when people still had critical thinking faculties in good working order.
Back when tech is still dominated by hippies and not fascists.
I have bad news about IBM's past as regards fascists.
At the time the computers were kinda newfangled and they tolerated some hippies over there in research.
The business part, well, yeah.
That's not how you would describe IBM at any point in its existence.
This is as good an excuse as any to break out the ol' IBM corporate songbook
Tech has always been suits at the top, hippies at best an annoying necessity because they know how to actually operate the machine.
IBM in 1979 was the polar opposite of hippie or liberal. You're thinking of later, younger outfits, Pirates of Silicon Valley types. IBM was white shirt, black tie, solidly stuck in their ways.
That's the neat thing, you can deny accountability by blaming the computer's decision
A COMPUTER CAN NEVER BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE
THEREFORE A COMPUTER MUST ~~NEVER~~ MAKE ~~A~~ MANAGEMENT DECISIONs
Reminds me of Woz’s old saying “Never trust a computer you can’t throw out a window.”
That became easier with phones huh.
A complete one-eighty nowadays..."As a highly paid "business" exec I have no ideas...computer, tell me what to do."
"No networked computers!" Colonial fleet high command standing orders
As a US citizen, this logic need to be applied to corperations. The C_Os make all the decisions for the company, the Campany should not be held as responsible for the shitty actions of its Board. The Board should be held accountable for the companies actions be required to served by all the C_Os. I say served, I mean fines and prison time ,in all cases, as a fine is paid personally by the person and time is served aslo bu the person.
I know fine are just a temporary for "legal fo .a price" fine should be paid to hut them so Retirement accounts are taken, future earning are taken, income from salary+bonus at time of infraction are taken, and close loops of off shore accounts
Well, I might get disliked for this opinion, but in some cases it's perfectly fine for a computer to make a management decision. However, this should also mean that the person in charge of said computer, or the one putting the decision by the computer into actual action, should be the one that gets held responsible. There's also the thing where it should be questioned how responsible it is to even consider the management decisions of a computer in a specific field. What I'm saying is that there's no black and white answer here.
I can only assume the very next slide said, "But having a computer make battlefield targeting decisions is A-OK!" /s
It's just a little war crimes, it's ok it's ok.
The computer can't be held accountable, but the programmer and operator can.
I could go on a whole thing about mission rules and command decisions here, but I'm sick of typing for the day.
So when is Musk getting held accountable for making a literal US funded Nazi waifu bot
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Very meta
I generally agree.
Imagine however, that a machine objectively makes the better decisions than any person. Should we then still trust the humans decision just to have someone who is accountable?
What is the worth of having someone who is accountable anyway? Isn't accountability just an incentive for humans to not just fuck things up? It's also nice for pointing fingers if things go bad - but is there actually any value in that?
Additionally: there is always a person who either made the machine or deployed the machine. IMO the people who deploy a machine and decide that this machine will now be making decisions should be accountable for those actions.
Imagine however, that a machine objectively makes the better decisions than any person.
You can't know if a decision is good or bad without a person to evaluate it. The situation you're describing isn't possible.
the people who deploy a machine [...] should be accountable for those actions.
How is this meaningfully different from just having them make the decisions in the first place? Are they too stupid?
Let's be honest though, most managers, maybe ~60% could be replaced by AI. If you want evidence, think of anyone who goes to meetings, and those who go to meetings all day element 90% of meetings, at minimal. Those jobs shouldn't exist. They are what people like Bezos/Musk believe should not exist.
Now, how does one get from being nothing, and never being in meetings to being someone making money... You can't, unless you know someone. AI is an "American Dream" killer
This is sad, not humorous