i have a niece that is going to be 11 soon, and one of her stand out personality traits is making animail noises....
I look forward to her adulthood
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i have a niece that is going to be 11 soon, and one of her stand out personality traits is making animail noises....
I look forward to her adulthood
oh she's going places
I DON"T WANT TO KNOW
Bad news... Your goanna know.
Is this an ad
I think it's more that Naomi is the sort of person who considers Monster part of her personality
Monster gives me the energy I need to top my pillow princess all night in the Uhaul.
yes. all the monster memes are ads and it's stupid obvious.
Plot twist: monster energy drinks make you gay.
I have a theory that normal monster makes you normal gay, white monster makes you a femboy and berry monster turns you into a lesbian.
Other flavors still under testing.
Ah, I mostly had white monster in my childhood, but being afab it didn't turn me into a femboy but into a software engineer. Truly tragic.
same thing
white monster also has a 50% chance to make you a hungover dad mowing the lawn
white monster makes you a femboy

When I decide to pick one up, I do end up grabbing the white Monsters. I guess this explains why I like wearing thigh highs so much now...
Shit, that explains it then. Maybe I should have more so the effect stacks! X3
“BMX dudes who punch drywall” 🤣 spot on
Can't relate at all
I tried monster once in like 2019 and it tasted so bad I never bought an energy drink since
If I want caffeine I just get coffee
Coffee is cheaper, but it tastes awful, too.
Then you're making coffee wrong!
(Or just don't like it, which is totally okay too)
monster be viral marketing to trans women super hard the past decade and i'm tired of pretending it's "just a meme". this is a fucking ad.
is people talking about a movie they saw on a movie board also an advertisement in your definition of the word?
A couple of years ago i was hiring a sound team for a game. The biggest challenge was to hire someone who would make the monster sounds. For some reason the game director wanted to do it "like Mike Patton in I am Legend" and it was the single stupidest recruitment campaign i had to endure. Lots of deathgrowl dudes being very same and sweaty. And what do you know - the candidate who got the job was a girl who went to the interview for shits and giggles and she didn't even tried sounding Lovecraftian eldritch abomination. And then she got screwed out of proper credit and quit the business.
Monster is actually a company that I will try to avoid as much as possible, specifically for their marketing. It's one of the few energy drinks that I can tolerate and it would be my default "go to" when I need one, but I refrain from buying them because I remember seeing their giant pickup trucks in the streets of my city and I hate them.
I bought hundreds of cans before but since I've seen a few of their monstrosities parade in my city, I avoid them.
monster is shit.
Counterpoint: White Monster being meme-ish regarded as God's Nourishment on Gymbro Media
Okay, flame war time.
You need caffeine, but you also want some decent flavor.
Redbull, Monster, or Rockstar?
(Not including Reign because that is a "I need to do this 6 hour drive, fuck my organs" drink)
Coffee
Yerba Mate, Coffee, black tea, green tea, oolong tea, espresso
Monster. Mango Loco.
The best. All their juice versions are pretty tasty. The fruit punch flavors are also great.
Redbull is overpriced and tastes like the most generic energy drink flavor and Rockstar has no decent sugar free options (although blueberry Rockstar was pretty decent if I recall, but I don't like the idea of having so much sugar). Leaves only Monster.
Redbull tastes generic same way as LOTR feels like generic modern fantasy. It sorta defined the whole thing and became the standard.
I find energy drinks disgusting, the sweetness is overwhelming, and I generally don't mind sweet drinks, but there's something in those that just disgusts me.
And I'm in Italy so coffee is life.
do u take take your hrt as a pill, an injection, or drink monster