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And that’s basically it!
The story has been updated with information from people who know what they're talking about (as opposed to the idiot sheriff who made that claim)
Fair enough. But I hadn't posted it for factual value.
Ah yes. I forgot the news, and reality has taken a "Who's Line is it Anyways?" approach to interpreting reality. Everythings made up, and the points don't matter.
When air force 1 goes down:
I know they would just get in people's attics and cause mayhem, but Jesus fuck I've always wished the American southeast had wild monkeys I am rooting for the sole survivor
Yeah, that’s not very typical. I’d like to make that point.
typically the shipments aren't mixed like this. and the front stays on. but in this case. you see, when transporting aggressive monkeys with any one of the diseases, that's bad, but the front usually does, yes. stay on.
one is still on the loose!
I'm pulling for you buddy. Get the revenge you deserve!
Hey this one was NOT my fault, I only work outside of US borders
So... Tuesday.
FOX13
Well, yeah. Murdoch adding more salt to the wound.
My first thought was that this happened many years ago. It would explain a lot...
A couple years ago, the US had hundreds of thousands of people getting long covid every month.
Long covid diminishes cognitive ability significantly.
...that should explain a lot
Because of course
hepatitis, herpes, and COVID in Mississippi? What's the over/under that one of them gets married before caught?
You're telling me Dead Alive is real now?
Why the hell were they transporting those monkeys from one place to another?
Funding cuts?