Ohh, school pick up lines as in, a line of cars picking up students. Not pick-up lines, like "Hey baby, can you show me where music class is, cause I feel like playing in A minor."
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Welp, there's my cursed upvote of the day.
I need an adult
That was my initial thought... Nice pickup line btw. Do you have more? :)
These guys right here, officer
“Hey baby, can you show me where music class is, cause I feel like playing in A minor.”
The Epstein and co pick up line.
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Conductor: Sir, this seat is for disabled people only.
Me, an intellectual: shows this picture I drive this.
Conductor: Sorry to have bothered you, sir.
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Lucky I’ve not encountered him, the urge to talk to him like a 5 year old would be too great.
“What a big truck you have! And it’s so high up! I bet you have to do a big jump to get up there. And look, it says “WAR” on the front, that’s fun! Did you put that on yourself, or did you ask a man do it for you?”
Damn now I want to see a pink one driven by a catgirl and the logo flipped to say "awr".
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I... I would not be brave enough to drive around in a "truck" like that. Like mad props for never out growing your edge lord phase.
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That guy must be a stepdad because no way he's made any children with his tiny wittle wee wee stick
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I bet he'd rip his Achilles as well if he tried running more than the length of his micro unit.
How does one like that get a kid? Like, what woman is into a guy like that, and how does it biologically work with insemination when you have a tiny micro penis like that? I bet the kid is from the milkman or something.
I hear scientists have made it so two xy people can make a baby now and mpreg is gonna be real.
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His compensator is compensating
I love the sunglasses and hat on an overcast day look too. Such manly.
Uv rays don't care about clouds
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I've inadvertently ridden my bicycle through a couple school zones during drop-off times - and I'm sure pick-up times would be even worse.
Cycling around cars has an element of risk that we all know and accept. But that risk goes WAY UP in school zones at drop-off time. You'd think drivers would be looking for kids, people, etc. as they drop their precious off IN A SCHOOL ZONE. But, no.
For example: One started to pull out in front of me - I was in the lane, riding past, and she was pulling out of the school's driveway. I avoided her with some vigorous braking, then she had the gall to pull up at a light and tell me I should be careful.
It's a bunch of stressed, impatient parents who just want to grab their kid and get out, but are apathetic to everyone else trying to do the same. If all these other people weren't here they could do this so fast, why won't everyone get out of their way? It's a highly concentrated dose of the "Im gonna get mine and the rest of you can fuck right off" mentality. And, like most shitty driving behaviors, it feeds into itself. It makes good drivers make bad decisions because, if they don't, they're not going anywhere. "No one is letting me in, so if I dont cut someone off, I'm going to be stuck here another 15 minutes" type shit. I dont know why well-built pickup and drop-off areas aren't required for building schools past 1990, but here we are.
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Kids who never grew up, but in a bad way
That car is also very likely to make a kid never grow up in yet another way.
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Only in the USA, the rest of the 1st World is normal.
the US is 1st world?
By definition.
here i am in the US and i have no idea how the US fits the defintion. A high standard of living is an important part of the definition and when only about 10-20% of the population fits into that bubble, I'm not sure if the definitions fits.
The definition of the First World is "The United States and its allies in the Cold War." The Second World is the Soviet Union and its allies. The Third World is everyone else. This definition places Finland and Switzerland in the Third World.
The connotation of "third world" meaning where we go to shoot those "for less than the price of a cup of coffee a day, you too can give food and water to this desolate brown child" commercials came later.
I would only argue against that definition in saying it is a bit dated. It is not the modern definition of the term.
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