It turns out someone really was after his lucky charms!

Texas based leprechaun association sues all Texan kids for lucky charm thefts going back to the 70's!
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It turns out someone really was after his lucky charms!

Texas based leprechaun association sues all Texan kids for lucky charm thefts going back to the 70's!
Your tax dollars at work, Americans
Luckily it's just Texan taxes in this case
Grifters have to make up the losses from Trump somehow.
Hopefully Tylenol sues texas back for being malicious idiots.
There's no controversy in the health community!!! There's no link between acetaminophen and autism, period!
The reasons I've concluded why they hate us ND folk:
We are too intelligent
We reject authority
We look at stupid people like they're stupid
We make jokes that non-stupid people laugh at
Society is dependent on us for any sort of luxury
With these kinds of people, it's rarely personal. They only care what these actions can do for them, not how those actions affect others, whether it's part of their in group or not.
As usual our AG is being an ass