Every mainstream media outlet talking about Biden at 79: "He's so incredibly OLD!!!!!!"
Talking about Trump: (anything but his age)
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Every mainstream media outlet talking about Biden at 79: "He's so incredibly OLD!!!!!!"
Talking about Trump: (anything but his age)
He let slip he had an MRI recently, which explains why magnets are on the brain. Very interesting
As you can see from the article he seems to be obsessed with them in general.
Remember when he claimed that magnets stop working if they get wet?
Yes, again because article
From years of reading SkyMall catalogs. Magnets cure everything.
This is starting to get dangerously close to some SCP-1981 shit.
(I know, I know, real life already vastly surpassed all potential of art in the realm of presidential incomprehensibility in Trump's first term.)
Trump, 79, Gets Confused ~~Explaining Water to the Navy~~
You can save letters if you just stop there. It will work for the next 400 articles until the orange mayonnaise golem is called back by the witch that created him out of blob of smegma and tanning spray.
Hey now, let's leave disparaging witches to the puritanical hypocrites, eh? 🤌🏼
Satan loves us all equally. 🤘🏼❤️🔥
Except MAGAts. I hear he'd really rather not have them around at all.
/me looks around.
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Huh. Satire writers really are having a tough time right now.
As for the last 8 years
This is supposed to be a world leader?
This?
Or Trump could become a real dumbass when it turns into "Trump, 79, Gets Confused Trying to Explain Navy to the Water". giggle
I think what he was trying to say is that the water was going to short-circuit the magnet.
Stable genius
This video gave me brain cancer, and I couldn't watch the whole thing.
I always found it funny that friends and family who have been in the military have told me if I want to fly planes in the military, I should join the Navy instead of the Air Force and if I want to work on a ship to join the Coast Guard or Marines.
Only vaguely related... switching to magnets makes me think of top gun.
Officer: [in the midst of the MIG battle] Both Catapults are broken, sir.
Stinger: How long will it take?
Officer: It'll take ten minutes.
Stinger: Bullshit ten minutes! This thing will be over in two minutes! Get on it!
"Gets Confused Explaining Water to the Navy"
Did they get the wrong clip? I didnt hear him try to "explain water"