How many people are gonna get to the end only to die in the bottomless pit because they never killed a dog?
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if I know anything there’s an easy keeper soul you can get right away.
I know a nice serpent man who'll help you overthrow the sun if you ask nicely
so grossly incandescent an idea!
It always came off to me as a senile old man with dentures
Just. Don't. Roll.
ha yes for real.
In DS1 it's a fire keeper soul. Unless there's a place like this in DS3 that I'm not remembering lol
no no. you are correct i just misremembered!
No, no, no go away! We don't want any more ghosts, ruins, or ancient evils.
And what about very old fiends?
“Ruindalf!”
did they bring cheese?
Maaaybe just one more little ghost town
The evils will probably seem slightly annoying by today's standards
New Londo
The well is deeper than you think!
Why do these two look similar?
I trained in Dark Souls for this
Make sure to curse yourself before going so you can actually fight the ghosts.
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
For a second I thought you were speaking welsh
Evicted a whole bunch of fish? "Ellen, we paid off the last mortgage payment! Breakout the caviar. Oh, nooo!!" "This place will be wonderful to raise our family. Honey honey? Where'd you go?" "Breaking news... the township of Atlantis has disappeared up into the sky."
ssssssssssssssssssssSSSHLORP
"My legs MY LEGS!!"
We're just angering all the marine life now.
Dreitausend Euro Miete kalt in München
Warmmiete ist dobbelt wegen... ähm... krieg?
New DLC?
Yea - but where specifically is this?
Lordran.
I saw this on Doctor Who last night.
Tap for spoiler
Currently rewatching Peter Capaldi’s years with my wife and last night’s episode was Under the Lake (s09e03). For those unaware, the episode takes place in a town that got completely submerged underwater.
If you think about it, Herculaneum was technically a village frozen in time.
This is how World War Z got started.
drought's peek-a-boo
Looks like the deya village ruins in botw/totk
Now I’m gunna go play one of those.