Why do you have guests you don't like?
Sounds more like you have victims, psychopath.
this post was submitted on 28 Oct 2025
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Well now you're on her 'don't like' list.
Some people have romantic partners they live with. And sometimes, rarely but sometimes, those partners have friends. I just think this is a shitpost though.
You know like annoying in-laws and children that tag along.
Fucking with people’s food is never funny.
What about their drinks, huh??
And there’s another reason I don’t hang out with people who boil their hot dogs.
Hmmm... surely there's some drink where this might actually kick ass... sadly I am not a mixologist.
Might be good in a Bloody Mary..
Maybe add some vodka and clamato, a little tabasco and worcestershire, wouldn't be too bad.
Dirty Dog Martinis.
This might not be the worst idea if it was a better sausage. Like bratwurst water or something.
Why would you give your precious Wurstwasser to people you don't like?
or here's a better idea, really crazy one at that. just don't invite them over.
Joke's on you. I don't use ice.
Just straight frozen hot dogs in the drinks of people you don't like eh?
No, I think they just use boiling hot dog water
I like to freeze my boiling water, so I always have some at hand
Yup, gotta make sure it doesn't go off.
Well, what if I like hotdogs? I won’t get my comeuppance.
Me coming back again and again cause your water tastes weirdly good.
I keep them around for Fred Durst, he's thirsy for them