Now I'm too young to rent UltraPorn.
this post was submitted on 27 Oct 2025
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Runner-up would be: "Now, now... perfectly symmetrical violence never solved anything."
Very well. If cop a feel I must, then cop a feel I shall!
Sweet Zombie Jesus
Your mouth just wrote a Paypal request tranfser that your butt has insufficient funds to honor.
what was said right before that? XD
"Give me back my floppy face!"
It's dolomite, baby!
I'm 40% dolomite!
Professor: This cattle prod should help. Leela: How will that... Professor, zapping Leela with the prod: Get out there!
(Rumbling in the laboratory...) Buddha, Zeus, God, one of you guys do something! Satan, you owe me!
As soon as he appeals to Satan he is saved 😳 the next thing the Professor says is "Good news! I'm still technically alive, yes"
PAZUZU!!!
Good news, everyone! I'm a horse's butt.
"Were all going to die"
Professor walks into conference room: "G N Eee"
I don't remember what episode, but first time i caught it, I rewatched it several times and laughed so hard it became part of my identity
This one?
Will have to go back and watch but I think so!
"Things only rhyme below ten to the minus five angstroms, you dope!"
"Shut up, Hawking. Fry, you idiot! You're a genius! Why are the laws of physics what they are? Instead of some other laws? To find out, we'd have to recreate the conditions before the Big Bang. It would take decades of work by thousands of scientists in a particle accelerator powered by dump trucks of flaming grant money."
IT CAN DO OTHER THINGS! WHY SHOULDN'T IT?!
Defend the fire!
He's teriyaki style
He has spells?!
you sound like my tennis instructor
If you don’t stop fighting I’ll have you both neutered.
Aww I expected someone to have died
Fuck you everyone!