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[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 68 points 5 months ago (2 children)

This pic is so old I actually knew there wasnt a letter in it

[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 25 points 5 months ago (2 children)

It has even less pixels now too.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

I think it probably has fewer.

[–] henfredemars 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Inflation. Pixels cost less back then.

[–] DrDystopia@lemy.lol 3 points 5 months ago

Yeah but our demands were lower, we could fill a whole screen with like 300x240 pixels and we were happy.

My first was monochrome, black and green. It was ghastly and I loved it.

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[–] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 46 points 5 months ago (1 children)

HA! I got you!
I didn't go back, I just believed you!

Take that stranger! can't fool me!

[–] mad_lentil@lemmy.ca 11 points 5 months ago

Team apathy! 🙌

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 34 points 5 months ago

Jokes on you, I read the number and still went back to look for the letter.

[–] WizardofFrobozz@lemmy.ca 24 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] REDACTED 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Great, now I want to re-watch Lost

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[–] capuccino@lemmy.world 22 points 5 months ago (1 children)

there you go, another compression iteration

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 22 points 5 months ago (1 children)

This one has never worked for me, because if I see a long number without commas or periods I have to stop and figure out. I couldn't hope to read that number until I solved to puzzle of whether is started with "million" or "billion."

[–] olafurp@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

Yeah, my first thought was it's a, um, yeah, 4.8T. Then I realised my autism ruined the joke.

[–] halvar@lemy.lol 17 points 5 months ago

angry upvote

[–] db2@lemmy.world 14 points 5 months ago

I read the number before it told me I didn't read it. I accept btc.

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 13 points 5 months ago

I didn't go back and look. I committed to not looking at it when you started bitching at me about it.

[–] Pulptastic@midwest.social 12 points 5 months ago

I skipped at it, but I didn’t go back to read it or reread it. Ha!

[–] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago

Now listen here you little shit

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 10 points 5 months ago

Fuck you, I'm not predicatable, I'm reliable.

[–] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 8 points 5 months ago

Why would I read the number? I saw the dollars and that it’s a lot, that’s enough context for me

[–] prime_number_314159@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

I won the bet. Please send me the money at your earliest convenience.

[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 7 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I did a cursory glance at the groups to see that it was 428 rnillion, so I think that’s enough.

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Why did you write rnillion and not million?

[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 5 points 5 months ago

Because million would be incorrect.

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[–] ImWaitingForRetcons@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It’s predictable because that’s how our brains work- we need context to understand such large numbers, so until you have the context, you skip parsing it.

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[–] Eddbopkins@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

trick is on you, i read the entire four billion eight hundred fifteen million one hundred sixty two thousand three hundred forty two dollars. i expect that money wired to my account by the end of the year in USD currency.

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

That I have to go through and count the digits before I know how to say the number aloud (4 billion...) seems like a flaw with how we write numbers.

[–] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 months ago

FUCK YOU BUDDY!

i didnt say your wrong

Ive been played for a fool!

: P

[–] this@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 months ago

Jokes on you, I was too lazy to go back and look.

[–] Jason_Ph03nix@lemmy.zip 5 points 5 months ago
[–] Geobloke@aussie.zone 4 points 5 months ago

Haha my ADD meant I just slipped to the last part of the image and knew i could stop reading to out of spite

[–] utopiah@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

This kind of posts typically hint at how manipulable we all are... and it's true, but what they omit is the cost.

Readying a random meme and getting "pwned" by it typically gets you a good laugh. Sharing your bank details over the phone does not. So... what this kind of stuff does rather show how rational most of us are, namely we don't mind getting played if we have fun doing it.

[–] ConstantPain@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

Are hyperbole a joke to you?

[–] gerryflap@feddit.nl 4 points 5 months ago

Got me there

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 5 months ago

Here I assumed it was going to be a phone number

[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 months ago

I'm feeling lucky, might buy a lottery ticket later.

[–] y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 5 months ago

I read it the first time, didn't see a letter, then second guessed myself because it said there was a letter lmao

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 5 months ago

Like a letter in a number would be weird? Alge, bruh.

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Is it bad I didn’t go back to look for the letter and just believed OOP?

[–] Xenny@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I've been duped by a variation of this so many times I just keep reading through these without looking back out of spite.

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