Fuck you, I'm not predicatable, I'm reliable.
this post was submitted on 27 Oct 2025
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trick is on you, i read the entire four billion eight hundred fifteen million one hundred sixty two thousand three hundred forty two dollars. i expect that money wired to my account by the end of the year in USD currency.
This pic is so old I actually knew there wasnt a letter in it
It has even less pixels now too.
I think it probably has fewer.
Inflation. Pixels cost less back then.
Yeah but our demands were lower, we could fill a whole screen with like 300x240 pixels and we were happy.
My first was monochrome, black and green. It was ghastly and I loved it.
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HA! I got you!
I didn't go back, I just believed you!
Take that stranger! can't fool me!
Team apathy! 🙌
Jokes on you, I read the number and still went back to look for the letter.
Great, now I want to re-watch Lost
No you don't.
This one has never worked for me, because if I see a long number without commas or periods I have to stop and figure out. I couldn't hope to read that number until I solved to puzzle of whether is started with "million" or "billion."
Yeah, my first thought was it's a, um, yeah, 4.8T. Then I realised my autism ruined the joke.
there you go, another compression iteration
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I read the number before it told me I didn't read it. I accept btc.
I didn't go back and look. I committed to not looking at it when you started bitching at me about it.
I skipped at it, but I didn’t go back to read it or reread it. Ha!
Now listen here you little shit
Why would I read the number? I saw the dollars and that it’s a lot, that’s enough context for me
It’s predictable because that’s how our brains work- we need context to understand such large numbers, so until you have the context, you skip parsing it.
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I won the bet. Please send me the money at your earliest convenience.
I did a cursory glance at the groups to see that it was 428 rnillion, so I think that’s enough.
Why did you write rnillion and not million?
Because million would be incorrect.
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Screw you, dude. Im freakin pissed now!
That I have to go through and count the digits before I know how to say the number aloud (4 billion...) seems like a flaw with how we write numbers.
Commas would have helped a bit, that way you could at least just count the commas or the more visible blocks they space out, instead of counting each set of 3 digits one digit at a time.
There are more pragmatic ways to write numbers, though, depending on the need for specificity. If the lower digits are insignificant, simply writing 4.81 billion is easy, or 4.81e9.
Jokes on you, I was too lazy to go back and look.
FUCK YOU BUDDY!
i didnt say your wrong
Ive been played for a fool!
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Gottem
Got me there
Are hyperbole a joke to you?
This kind of posts typically hint at how manipulable we all are... and it's true, but what they omit is the cost.
Readying a random meme and getting "pwned" by it typically gets you a good laugh. Sharing your bank details over the phone does not. So... what this kind of stuff does rather show how rational most of us are, namely we don't mind getting played if we have fun doing it.
Haha my ADD meant I just slipped to the last part of the image and knew i could stop reading to out of spite
I read it the first time, didn't see a letter, then second guessed myself because it said there was a letter lmao
I'm feeling lucky, might buy a lottery ticket later.
Here I assumed it was going to be a phone number
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