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[–] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 115 points 1 week ago
[–] swemg@sh.itjust.works 70 points 1 week ago (7 children)
[–] Credibly_Human@lemmy.world 68 points 1 week ago (9 children)

I feel like a lot of people who say this don't realize how difficult this actually is for many people who live in different circumstances to them.

If you, like many, live in some urban sprawl ass area, Amazon has become the "weird part/replacement/too unique for physical stores but costs 5 times the amount shipping it in from somewhere else" central.

It's also often more convenient than some other options while being ethically just about on par.

Its like, I can buy this thing from the walmart family, the loblaws family or jeff bezos.

They all have their evil, and it rotates from time to time who is taking the cake.

Like it's certainly a consideration, like I'll sometimes pick a slower option just to not buy from amazon, but then its like.... its from Bestbuy. How much better is Bestbuy to Amazon? or Newegg?

I mean, tbh the whole inauguration has certainly knocked Amazon down a few pegs for sure, so I guess this is sort of a pre that bias.

My point is, there is a shit ton of things any one person can be doing, and different things are more or less important to different people, so do what you can, and don't expect perfection of yourself, because there will be things you do (if you're a person that tries) that the person barking at you for not being perfect in some other aspect will be doing and won't even be aware of what else you do.

[–] Makeitstop@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It also doesn't have to be all or nothing. Even if there is some specific issue that keeps you bound to Amazon, seeking out alternatives the rest of the time is still an improvement.

I know someone who has extreme difficulty taking pills and who frequently needs pain relievers to function. The only thing they have ever found that works for them is the Walmart brand Tylenol (aka tiny lol). They don't buy anything else from Walmart on principle, but thos pills are a necessity.

That said, in my experience at least, while Amazon's shopping experience has gotten significantly worse over time, smaller local and regional businesses have been making things much better over the last few years. It's easier to find what I need on the website of my local hardware store than Amazon, with prices that are as good or better on most things, and without the glut of trash items clogging my search. I can even get 2 hour delivery if I need it. I can't get a fucking pizza delivered to me but I can have a socket wrench and a change of underwear here at a moment's notice.

I can't say that there is a better option available to everyone for anything they need. But I would bet that there are good alternatives available the vast majority of the time.

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[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 week ago

Also their profit margins on their consumer store are razor thin. So it’s not like ordering a toilet seat is making bezos rich. It’s AWS where they make their money. And some estimates have that as like 70 percent of the Internet. You can’t really boycott that.

[–] ch00f@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Use eBay.

I needed 7/16" ink ribbon for my antique Burroughs adding machine. Bought it on eBay. Order was fulfilled by Ribbons Unlimited, a small business that just sells ink ribbons for typewriters. Took a week to get it, but I wasn't in that much of a hurry.

[–] johnyreeferseed@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

I was buying some rolling papers. They were $10 on Amazon. I decided to check eBay, they had the same exact pack but it was $15. Decided to go with the eBay purchase to avoid Amazon. 2 days later I get an Amazon delivery. It's my rolling papers, shipped straight from Amazon with a $5 dollar markup going straight to the eBay seller. So not only did bezos still get his cut but i paid an extra $5 for the privilege.

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[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

eBay abuses sellers, too.

[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Did Bob Loblaws update his law blog?

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[–] swemg@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

I understand and agree to some extent. Still good to say it tho, doesn't really sound like barking.

[–] Aeri@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Using Amazon , I'd love to stop using Amazon but unfortunately amazon has killed all competing stores in my area so if I want a product that's more specialized than s*** you would find at an old timey General Store I'm out of luck

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[–] lemmylommy@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Of course. Just give me an alternative that

  1. gives me a definitive delivery date without excessive extra cost
  2. handles returns and warranty claims at least half as smoothly
  3. takes responsibility for missing deliveries
[–] jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What are people ordering so much of from amazon? I apparently haven't ordered from them since late 2024, and those were a handful of small orders.

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

Shoes. 3d printer filament. A laptop. Occasionally some shelf storage food. A thermal camera. Soldering iron and solder. Cast iron skillet. Pretty much everything that i would like to buy that isnt carried by my local grocery store and is also the only non gas station within 45 minutes of me. Thats assuming the weather is nice and i can actually drive my car the 45 minutes through the half that is pretty decent for roads, and the other half that will blow my tires and bottom out my car if i so much and blink or have a little bit of fog. Rain basically means i update my will before i go for a drive. The other 45 minutes back in fun too.

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[–] visc@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

People often say to vote with your wallet, but really if you want meaningful change it has to be backed by legislation so you must vote with your vote.

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[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 37 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Every time I see those ridiculous "have another one!" ads, I'm happily reminded that, well, if that's the best they can do with all the technology and the money they have, there is still hope.

More likely they have hard numbers saying that for most of their products this approach work, and why bother having a button letting people tell the algorithm they have something already? All that would do is expose them to fewer ads. And you never know, maybe one will eventually give in and buy another toilet seat just in case!

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 15 points 1 week ago

there is still hope

On the contrary, you should expect them to put more effort into using that stuff in ways that don't benefit you than in ways that do.

Let's go with one example. There's this United Payments Interface (UPI) app called Google Pay.

  • They let you add a comment when paying.

    • go to Google Checkout and download previous years payment data to help with accounting and you don't get the comments along with it. You have to go into the app and open each entry, one-by-one to see what was what.
  • They keep the timing information of when you pay.

    • They also know which tower you were connected to at what time
    • They also have location data from Maps being open at the same time
    • This would tell that they have the ability to let you check the exact position at which you paid
      • But will they let you? No. Even the timeline feature doesn't give accurate history.
        • Because somehow they believe we will think that their database is that inaccurate and we are somehow safe (despite having the driving navigation on at the time)
  • They started removing handy features to access timeline features from desktop.

    • somehow acting like it is making stuff more secure, when all it is doing, is reducing our ability to access our own data, while their "partners" can still do so.
[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Remember when they had a button you could push and it would just order individual items for you? Presumably with no further authentication?

Well, I just learned that while they are discontinued, you can apparently buy an instructional audiobook on them. Possibly I'm being obtuse, but from that listing it seems like it also includes a set of the buttons as well.

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[–] CompostMaterial@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago (3 children)

It would be really nice if you could mark suggestions as no longer needed or purchased.

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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I bought a wedding ring on Etsy and I get like four emails a week for wedding rings…

[–] WalrusDragonOnABike@reddthat.com 32 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] egrets@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

The chart suggests that some time late into the day before yesterday, they had about -0.3 husbands.

[–] tempest@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Look, most toilets come with seats. Amazon knows that your fat ass broke one, the cheap shit one you just bought isn't gonna be as good a the OEM one.

You'll be back

[–] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 3 points 1 week ago

Alternately: the mechanism to soft-close the lid fails after a few years.

If I lived by myself, it wouldn't be an issue since I have no trouble gently lowering the lid. But alas, I do not live alone and am thus stuck resorting to mechanical fixes rather than behavioral ones.

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[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

You know you wanna subscribe-n-save

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Have you tried using it harder?

"With a little effort it's a consumable article", Amazon probably.

[–] MajorasTerribleFate@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 week ago

All products are consumable products if the quality is bad enough.

[–] ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I wish there was a dummy on that toilet... then I could make an explosive diarrhea joke.

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 11 points 1 week ago

Why not hang some on the wall as decorative items? Like those stuffed animal heads some people have on their walls?

[–] synapse1278@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I recently bought a washing machine, and not even 2 days later the same website sens me an ad email with 5 other washing machine models that may interest me...

it's like they use Youtube's algorithm. Sure, the last 15 minute planetary astronomy video was cool, I'll watch another.

Doesn't work as well with material goods.

[–] dan69@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Are you sure? Your loved ones don’t need one, holidays are soon.

[–] higgsboson@piefed.social 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I should have known this thread would become toxic on Lemmy. Now I have another keyword I have to filter.

[–] scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I love the concept of Lemmy and fediverse, but God I'm getting exhausted with the constantly sanctimonious people.

[–] Jerkface@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

It's my number one reason here for abandoning a thread by far.

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 4 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I'm not really seeing any toxicity. Maybe my blocklist is better curated?

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[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"Let's make AI do everything even though it has an IQ of like 40" - every giant company rn

[–] WhyJiffie@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago

nah, targeted advertisements were like that for a long time. check the date, its 2018

[–] Laser@feddit.org 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Similar story happened to me literally yesterday. Wanted a new vacuum, saw that a construction store chain that has a store nearby has some on offer, research them for a while on my phone, go buy it, use it.

Then later, I get ads for that exact model and some others from that exact store on my phone while browsing for something completely unrelated.

Yeah, not system can know that I already bought something offline, but still...

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[–] DupaCycki@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

All that money, all those algorithms and machine learning... and this is the best they can do?

Or YouTube recommending me videos in Arabic, thinking that maybe I happened to learn the language.

Are these the same tech giants that supposedly want to solve all of humanity's problems with AGI in under 2 years from now?

[–] higgsboson@piefed.social 3 points 1 week ago

Amazon is demonstrably proficient at driving sales through targeted advertising. They practically invented it. One anecdotal counter-example doesnt outweigh that.

[–] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

My girlfriend likes to look at weird shit on my amazon account and now I have to be careful browsing in public or at/for work. Most recently she searched for stripper shoes.

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[–] DrDystopia@lemy.lol 3 points 1 week ago

Not a loo seat aficionado?

Get on Lee Mack's level.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsO7PQPHkAA

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