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Alternatively: vampires who still don't know how to use any slang that evolved after their own youth.

"I'm carrying this team like the beast with two backs"

"Never look a Trojan horse in the mouth"

"She was so mad her face launched a thousand ships"

"If circuses had bread, then the clowns wouldn't eat lost children"

[–] JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

My eyes are bleeding

Morrissey: “please, please tell me why, a vampire bit me in the eye”.

[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 43 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] DarkSirrush@piefed.ca 11 points 1 week ago

Literally can't read that name without the voice.

[–] Archpawn@lemmy.world 34 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

Randall Munroe is a time traveler.

[–] squaresinger@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Don't even have to click it to know which is it.

Randall Munroe is omnicient.

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 13 points 1 week ago

You wretched muck-a-muck vagrant bedswerving bobolyne!

[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago

gotta update that for some rizz and skibidi or something

Typical Malkavian

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago

My penis is bleeding. 😉