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[–] p03locke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 6 days ago

This is clearly an attempt at tightening the dictatorship. Why elect representatives when you can replace all of the positions with AI bots that you control?

[–] TheV2@programming.dev 33 points 1 week ago (1 children)

For example, if you go for coffee and forget to come back to work, this child will say what was said when you were not in the hall, and will say who you should counter-attack.

Is this really not the onion?

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

I see the same quote in other articles

Yeah, it makes absolutely no sense.

[–] ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

It sounds like Albania needs a new Minister of Virtual Contraceptives. Because either something horrible happened to Diella (their AI bot 'Minister') or she's very horny and very digitally fertile.

My question is: who are the fathers? Did she have a gang-bang with ChatGPT, Claude, DeepSeek, Qwen, Grok, Zuckerberg, Data, T-1000, et al?

[–] scintilla@crust.piefed.social 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"Digitally fertile" sounds like the name of some super fucked up band that only makes music about suffering.

It's also fun if you think of digitally in the sense of fingers.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Alright, who fucked the computer?

[–] bss03 9 points 1 week ago
  • Pumpkin
  • Washing Machine
  • Computer

It's a natural progression, which only leaves one suspect.

[–] EvilBit@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Nice try but you’re not going to out-stupid our head of state. 🫡🇺🇸🤡

surely nothing wrong can happen when you let your country be run by AI

[–] M1ch431@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 week ago