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[–] yakko@feddit.uk 72 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I want a piece that can push other pieces, friendly or not

[–] Telodzrum@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago

The Cardinal.

[–] Flagstaff@programming.dev 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Unending has a bunch of piece-pushing (and you must get enemies to push each other for you to survive)!

[–] sniggleboots@europe.pub 55 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] _Bit@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago
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[–] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 38 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

The Priest. It moves like a bishop, but it can only capture pawns (doesn't matter which team, pawns from his own team are fair game for the Priest). The US is weird, they call it "the republican".

[–] Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Call it the Pedo not the Priest. Same function though.

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[–] RedSnt@feddit.dk 27 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I'd go with a more recent classic from Age of Empires, the monk and its "wololo" ability to convert enemies to become your unit. To keep it balanced, maybe it should only be able to convert certain pieces and taking more than 2 turns to complete its conversion as to give the opponent a chance to counter its special move.

EDIT: Totally off topic,but..
I just found out that if you put an evoker in minecraft next to a blue sheep, it'll do the wololo sound and convert it to a red sheep.

[–] Artisian@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Smiling at the bonus content in this post.

[–] notabot@piefed.social 26 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The Schemer, moves like a King, but attacks like a Queen. That way it only moves around the board slowly, until it can strike. Escape is tricky as it can't move fast when not attacking, so it needs to enlist the support of other pieces to cover it's moves.

It should start in place of the King's bishop, whispering intreague in his ear.

[–] RedFrank24@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

So for example: A Knight is 5 spaces away. The Schemer can move 5 spaces to take it, but if it doesn't, it can only move 1 space?

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[–] laserm@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Isn't that just the duck mode on chess.com?

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[–] Mac@mander.xyz 20 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

The Landlord: any square it touches becomes blocked and can no longer be used in the match. It can start from any square and then move to any square adjacent to any square in its domain.

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

it starts out only being able to move every x turns, but as it gains squares, it speeds up

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 6 points 1 week ago

Exponentially!

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[–] djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 1 week ago (4 children)

There was a chess roguelike I can't remember the name of that actually had a piece like this, except it was a big duck. It was very, very powerful.

Duck chess is honestly a pretty fun variant.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

oh damn i forgot about that chess balatro knockoff.

[–] SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Comparison is the thief of joy my dude! It's best to let people be creative and have similar concepts without calling their work knockoffs

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[–] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Bureaucrat special move: Red Tape (translates to En Passan't) - When an adjacent piece captures another adjacent piece, there are forms to fill out and reports to write. The capturing piece cannot move next turn.

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[–] Smeagol666@crazypeople.online 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

You can call it Vogon Chess.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Oh freddled gruntbuggly,

Thy micturations are to me,

As plurdled gabbleblotchits. On a lurgid bee,

That mordiously hath blurted out,

Its earted jurtles, grumbling

Into a rancid festering confectious organ squealer.

Now the jurpling slayjid agrocrustles,

Are slurping hagrilly up the axlegrurts,

And living glupules frart and stipulate,

Like jowling meated liverslime,

Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes,

And hooptiously drangle me,

With crinkly bindlewurdles.

Or else I shall rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon,

See if I don't!

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[–] RedFrank24@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Would Vogons even like Chess, or any game that didn't involve smashing something to bits and eating it?

I imagine to get a Vogon to play Chess, you would have to get a specially requested form signed in triplicate across 12 different divisions of the Chess Department (A sub-department of the Entertainment and Leisure Department, a department that only one middle manager knows about, and he's on Annual Leave today), one for each type of piece for the game, and again for each colour. After a period of 18 months they will maybe approve your request for the forms you need to fill in to request a game of Chess with one specific Vogon, who will then be asked to fill in another form (also signed in triplicate) to accept the challenge.

By the time you get to actually sitting down to start the chess match, you realise you didn't mention on the form who was going to go first, so you have to pack everything up and start the process all over again!

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[–] buttnugget@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Bureaucracy is good and this is stupid.

[–] anon@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 1 week ago

I get what you mean, but I think bureaucracy is an inherently negative term.

I'd say policy and legislation can be good. Bureaucracy is policy that overcomplicates things.

Of course, what people call bureaucracy entirely depends on their incentives. For a CEO anything that makes it harder for him to increase profits (like privacy laws) would be bureaucracy.

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[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The Oligarch

While still standing, can force any non-pawn, non-oligarch piece on the opposite side to preform one move on their choice per turn.

The Landlord

Can claim any spot on the board as their own displacing the existing piece there and forcing it to move. If the piece has no viable move, they are just culled.

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[–] invertedspear@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 week ago

As written the bureaucrat would be useful in preventing stalemate, which isn’t accurate since bureaucrats cause stalemates.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 10 points 1 week ago

The Heir. Moves like a queen, but only captures as a Knight. Takes the place of the bishop of your choice at the beginning of the game.

[–] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 8 points 1 week ago (3 children)

If we are modding chess.

Make board 10x10 add two pawns, and add a prince and princess.

Cross between king/knight/pawn and queen/pawn.

Prince moves like knight but only into an unoccupied square, takes like a king, but only moves forward like a pawn, can move back one square when taking.

Princess moves like a queen but only forward, like a pawn.

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[–] slickgoat@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I never understood the hate on the civil service.

Their job is to implement policy that they never themselves enacted and even their political masters point at them and say, "huh, what can ya do?".

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[–] jaaake@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Does it get in the way and slow things down, or does it offer protection to allies while they batttle the opposition?

[–] Comrade_Spood@quokk.au 8 points 1 week ago

No but it can sacrifice 4 pawns to replace the king

[–] atopi@piefed.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 week ago

A piece that can capture pieces as if they have not moved a turn ago

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Actually a great modernization of the game, the two sides want to wage war or battle over the crown but politics prevents it unless they deal with politicians first.

Also incredibly boring, though.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

A Checker one, can only capture by jumping straight over another piece, yours included, cannot move otherwise.

[–] Flagstaff@programming.dev 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Why prevent it from moving without capturing? Why not just have exact checker rules, king-ing and all?

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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The spy. It takes the form of one of your pawns but only you know which pawn is the spy.

If the spy kills a piece the way a regular pawn does, it ceases being a spy and reverts to bring a regular pawn.

If you position the spy on one side of an enemy piece with another of your pawns on the other side of it, you can recruit the piece as a pawn on your side (regardless of what class it was)

Kings and Queens are immune to spies.

When a spy is killed, any pieces it recruited are reverted to enemy pawns.

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[–] Neverclear@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The Trebuchet...

non-attacking movement is limited to one square,

it cannot attack for one turn after moving or attacking,

it can attack any piece that is exactly 5 squares away,

it returns to the square it attacks from

Does it count as 5 squares away if its 4 in one direction and 3 perpendicular to that?

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[–] jaaake@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

A Freaky Friday piece that can swap with a non-king or pawn piece of the same color still on the board, as long as neither can be captured or can take another piece before or immediately following the swap. Moves and captures like a king.

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