this post was submitted on 27 Oct 2025
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[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 2 points 6 days ago
[–] CallMeAnAI@lemmy.world 54 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Thats exactly where my head went. Ashley Shaffers BMW. Woo!

[–] ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com 54 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] fonix232@fedia.io 14 points 1 week ago

Joe Bon Jovi

[–] mech@feddit.org 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Show him this one instead:

[–] kelpie_returns@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

What's the smooch count at now?

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 2 points 6 days ago

I believe this because it's in a font

[–] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Geert Wilders would like a word

[–] WILSOOON@programming.dev 3 points 1 week ago

We hebben een serieus probleem

[–] dumbass@aussie.zone 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Say you want the Jeff Rense cut but cleaned up.

Or use this

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 7 points 1 week ago
[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Mind posting this with another source? I can't seem to load it

[–] dumbass@aussie.zone 3 points 1 week ago

Should work now.

[–] Karl@literature.cafe 1 points 1 week ago

GRRRIFFFFITHHHHH

[–] Aneb@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Show them a pic of Hillary Clinton as a reference

[–] lolrightythen@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago
[–] CPMSP@midwest.social 8 points 1 week ago

Matthew Modine in Stranger Things?

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 8 points 1 week ago

Just say you want the Richard Branson.

[–] welfare_wizard@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Tell them you want to look like a generic female politician

Hands you a card for a plastic surgeon.

[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Why did they photoshop Michio Kaku's hair onto biden?

[–] LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

Isn't that just James May?

[–] individual@toast.ooo 4 points 1 week ago
[–] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

"It's beautiful! Feathered and lethal, you just don't see it nowadays."

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 1 points 1 week ago

Gimme that chocolate chocolate chip Jack!

[–] laranis@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 week ago

Looks like a DIY opportunity.