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Atheists are now terrorists
Man, every day I commit another crime I didn't know I was committing
They use to use "Godless" as a slur. I guess they can't anymore because they also want to punish people who don't believe in a god the same way they do.
Of course they can, because the only God and way of worship is theirs.
shoe's on the other foot now, I guess
The fact that NSPM-7 wasn’t THE headline since it was signed on September 25th is an utterly damning indictment of our media and what they focus on. There have been a multitude of things since then that are also utterly damning indictments of our media, but NSPM-7 was like, the whole fucking game. It’s saying “I’m gonna paint with a broad brush and tell the FBI and other DHS orgs and internal security bullshit to surveil and persecute people I don’t like, and whose ideas I don’t like”.
So much for keeping the republic.
This is from the dictators handbook. Make everyone guilty so you can pick up anyone you like, whenever you like.
Yay, freedom of religion and speech! /s
The memo identifies potential domestic terrorists as someone expressing “anti-Christian,” “anti-capitalism” or “anti-American” views.
Fuck Jesus. Fuck working 60 hours a week for minimum wage. The USA can eat my asshole.
Come get me, bitch.
This is the funniest shit I've read all day. Godspeed, you savage pork chop!
On what fucking grounds? I love how in america today nothing has to make sense and no one even feels the need to argue in favor of nonsensical views. They just state them as fact and get emotional about them if challenged.
It's "terrorism" to wish for a better society if that view of society conflicts with the current economic system. What a fucked up joke of a world. I guess this is an accidental admission that we're an oligarchy, since you're seen as an existential threat if your views would make the 1% less rich.
Come and get me Big Brother lmao
Fuck capitalism, fuck the government, and fuck Donald Trump.
I'll scream for guillotines and billionaire cuisine through my dying breath.
They are scared of so many things, goddammit...
Capitalism is evil and this government should be disbanded and everyone running it should be in prison at minimum.
Well howdy, fellow terrorist.
and every business supporting them should have its leadership thrown in prison. and every "Nerd Reich" Silicon Valley techbro should be given life in prison, in high-security solitary confinement.
Fuck
This is actually really really bad...
Imagine if Facebook existed during the Red Scare.
"You liked a meme 8 years ago that someone posted in a group. There was a Communist in that group, so off to the gulag with you!"
dusts off hands "We are much better than those authoritarian Communists."
I've seen this episode before
Well then, can you please tell us the run time of this episode? It would be nice to know how long it will last.
Unfortunately this is the movie. So it's longer and we have to pay for it.
Well, antifascist, anticapitalist, anti-colonialist, atheist, pro-trans, I guess I would be arrested right at the border at the land of the free. Good luck with the pedo-dictatorship USA.
Here's a horrible fact, almost every dictatorship in history has been a pedo dictatorship.
Authoritarianism and pedophillia seem to go hand in hand, but because the pedo dictator almost always focuses on teenagers, this aspect of authoritarianism tends to go under reported.
He will use this to arrest Mamdani, mark my words. AOC and Sanders too. And any other democratic socialist, basically.
anti-American
Oops, the Republican party is now officially all domestic terrorists. Hopefully they're rounded up quickly.
By this executive order, every Anti-Capitalist, Anti-Evangelical and Anti-Republican has been declared an enemy of the state. There is no peaceful option now. The Republicans will do to us what they did to the Arabic suspected terrorists in CIA black-sites.
Welp, lets just get this out there. Christian Nationalists are a blight on the world. Capitalism is designed to keep you oppressed and should be abolished. America has been a shithole for a couple years now but its been on the decline for decades. America #1 is propaganda drilled into kids brains to keep them loyal to a broken system.
Guess im a terrorist now.
views
Not any sort of action, but merely holding those views. Are we entering thought-crime territory now?
Surely, the self proclaimed "free-speech absolutist" conservatives will be outraged. Any second now...
fuck america
America is already fucked. Perhaps we could start fucking Fascists in America and elsewhere.
We’ve reached the point in this shitshow of a timeline where being anti-fascist is anti-American.
Let that sink in, and the let that illustrate how America can never be what it was, or was ever supposed to be.
If you’re able to leave, I’d advise you to leave. And soon. It’s going to get SO much worse.
Just the Pedoresident cracking down on opposition as usual.
Well. Good luck finding such an organization.
Sounds like an excuse to torture and kill indiscriminately until no one opposes them.
Which has worked well for Russia and China?
Oh neato, I can call myself a domestic terrorist now. Sounds exciting. Thanks Trump.
Trump really wants a civil war?
Yes. Well just a war. So he can declare "marshal" law. And keep power. Forever.
And yet, the Patriot Act and all its evil also still exists.
This isn't worse as much as it can extend those already unconstitutional evil things for yet more unconstitutional evil.
Wow your god must be very omnipotent and strong if you need to use petty laws to enforce his greatness.
Ahhh, the land of the free!
Local domestic amateurs! MAGA is global terrorism, it's big, biggest ever terrorism like never seen before. Could be bigger but is big.
Non American here and correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't this the reason the 2nd amendment is for? I mean the goverment overstepping their power?
RECORDING: "We're sorry. The American experiment is currently experiencing technical difficulties. Please leave a message after teh BEEP and we'll get back to you as soon as someone is around who still knows how answering machines work.
BEEEEEP
"Uh...hi. yeah...guys. So hey. Yeah....Canada here. I couldn't help but notice what's been going on downstairs from us. and well, I'm sorry to have to say this, but you're kind of freaking out your neighbours. So, if you could...you know...actually DO SOMETHING aboot it, that'd be great. Okay, bye bye."
cool story, fuck capitalism.
By being corrupt, pro-facism, pro-racism, and apparently a felon, don himself is anti-american.
Cool. This will be challenging as unconditional by the end of next week, the challenge will be correct and then this administration can go fuck itself all over again.
It’s a shame the tax payers are funding this moronic horseshit. Fuck Trump. Fuck MAGA.