Who exactly would not take that?!
this post was submitted on 25 Oct 2025
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For $1,000 bucks you can call me slurs for 8-hours straight.
That's $125/hr. That's a hell of a lot more than I get paid, but at least I get breaks. And most of the time I'm not called slurs.
"Most."
Sorry you have to put up with that crap at all.
I mean, usually it's me being mean to myself.
"Why're you hitting yourself?" - as my older brother makes me do so by whipping my arm around...
I think its a joke mate
I'm aware of the likelihood, but I try my best not to ass-u-me.
it’s not when working customer support
I can multitask. Get called slurs while I'm working and make an extra $1000/day.
Then multiplying it by suing your employer for a hostile working environment.
I'm already ugly so might as well get paid for it.
Why should only the beautiful people (apologies for quoting Marilyn Manson) get paid, anyway? They're already skating through life because they won the genetics lottery, so they don't need the money like the ugly people do.
Anybody offering?
Pay me and I'll gladly offer a verbal beatdown.
That's literally free money, yes please.
Fucking capitalist! /s
That is the answer I would expect from logic Queen
Are you implying she's the logic queen because of her looks? 😜
I'd take the $1000 and then pay someone $100 to tell me I'm beautiful.
I'll do it for free. You are beautiful.
Sure. Not my fault that that person cannot appreciate true beauty. If they even want to pay for that lack of understanding, by all means, be my guest.
Sure. Make the check out to, "I know you are, but what am I?"
Fuck that, make the check out to Cash!
But that's not a sick burn right back in their mean faces to show them you don't even care what they think and that you can't even help that it's like that.
Without any hesitation.
I had long hair (blonde, very thick and curly) in my late teens. Back then men with long hair were pretty rare outside the larger cities, so I usually got a large variety of insults nearly every time I went to countryside.
Sometimes people would throw money at my feet and yelled "Go to a barber, freak!" I always thanked them out loud and then I picked the money up.
Free money is always nice.
Pay me and find out.
Not ugly, but everybody has their own view and $1000 is $1000.
Do I get paid $1,000,000 if I'm Ugly²
?
Yes i am, tyvm.
I always wonder about casting calls for acting when they're looking for someone who is ugly or otherwise unsightly. Like, what's kind of paper trail do they have on that?
Sorry, best we can do is a beautiful person with glasses and shoddy clothes.
Yeah! Is it like "there is a character that is so ugly they are always sad and kill themselves and you seem perfect for that role!"?
Omg thank you for the money!
Yeah?