this post was submitted on 13 Oct 2023
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[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago

It is 1700 somewhere.

Thank you Gowron.

[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago

Gowron bless 🙏🙏

[–] theodewere@kbin.social 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

it is Gowron's fate to show you how to Get Down, Get Funky

[–] Stamets@startrek.website 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Well, guess i'm gonna have to fight Gowron to the death. I hate weekends.

[–] negativenull@lemm.ee 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I hope today is a good day to die then.

[–] Stamets@startrek.website 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I have chronic depression. I was born ready, you wrinkly foreheaded bitch.

[–] negativenull@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Klingons do apparently make the best counselors, I've been told.

How do you say "Bite me" in Romulan?

[–] Stamets@startrek.website 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You're the Memelord of Romulus, that's under your purview!

[–] negativenull@lemm.ee 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Misdirection is the key to survival, never attack what your enemy defends, never behave as your enemy expects, and never reveal your true strength, if knowledge is power then to be unknown is to be unconquerable.

Bite me

[–] Stamets@startrek.website 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'd say 'Bite my pasty white ass' in the language that they speak in the Veda system but it's mostly just mushrooms.

[–] negativenull@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

If you eat the RIGHT mushrooms, you may start speaking in tongues!

[–] harrywrecker@kbin.social 2 points 2 years ago

That's racist

[–] theodewere@kbin.social 5 points 2 years ago

if your weekend includes a fight to the death, Gowron approves

[–] Maoo@hexbear.net 0 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Gowron sees what you're doing and he is not impressed