The one he never actually said: "Why not Zoidberg?"
this post was submitted on 23 Oct 2025
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My favorite zoidburg line I don’t think is ever actually said. It’s like the “frankly scarlet I don’t give a damn” of future
“Why not ZOIDBERG?”
I even engraved it on keychains for my friends. “Need a new keychain? Why not zoidberg”. I ran a leather shop for 15 years lol. I also made keychains that said “I fuck sheep” and put them on random keychains at parties.
It's a trap, is why!
Let it ride!
Clack!
^clack^
I'm not hearing a nooo
MY MOTHER WAS A SAINT!!
"Alright, alright, let me have one of your young on a roll."
"We're out of rolls."
"Fine! Just give me something teeming with parasites!"
I think of this line whenever I order a hotdog in public lol
I’ll have a horse-coke.
Is horse-pepsi ok?
Nay!
Woop woop woop, well as close as I recall to my favourite line. Mean yes he has some actual good (better) lines too, but I always think of that one for that 'doctor', not as good as The Doctor but take what you can get in the show.
That's normal.