Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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Clean jokes only please. If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old and they can understand, you probably shouldn’t post it here. Please post edgier jokes to: !unclejokes@lemmy.world
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submitted 1 week ago by gigastasio@sh.itjust.works to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Sometimes this is a tankless job.

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[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Tank you!

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago

Two perch are in a tank, the one driving says

"Can you smell bird?"

[–] pdxfed@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Brad Pitt'a voice in Snatch

[–] MoonRaven@feddit.nl 1 points 1 week ago

I was going to ask if it was because it's a low margin but big item in storage, but the I saw what community this was... Damn..