President Poop
this post was submitted on 20 Oct 2025
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Ah we finally got a real president with such class and decorum -ppl that voted for orange
I really hope dems keep using that against them but they are spineless until proven otherwise. I would drooling at all this ammo just handed to me.
Live by the poop, die by the diarrhea.
"He's not calling for the murder of his political opponents" yes he did. He said certain political opponents are terrorists and deserve the death penalty. Also, this is about him shitting on his own people, don't change the subject you piece of shit.
Is this .. about the "pee tape"? An attempt to make it look like a nothingburger? To innoculate the public against the outcry that would happen if it was released? "Look, you all laughed at it when I shit from a fighter, this pee thing is boring next to that".
It wasn’t the word pee, it was the letter p.
Anyway, release the Epstein Files
Assholes. All of them.
The one from last weekend or the other one?
Not surprising. Turds tend to stick together.
Did you see the video?
Even the AI knows he has issues with his diet.
Not if you eat enough fiber
What about the pee tape?
If I were AI, I would be super embarrassed. Can do so much better than this
If your not studying organized crime and how to win against it then you aren't living for humanity or the ideas that built this nation.