Not actually real songs by Cannibal Corpse, by the way.
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well duhh they were from his solo project
I just looked up their other songs and given this headline, I deeply regret it.
Was it "Hammer Smashed Face" or "Dismembered and Molested" that got you
"Fucked with a Knife" and "Meat Hook Sodomy" are fun mental imagery as well.
Fucked with a knife has a catchy riff.
Probably the nice little song about shooting blood from your cock.
That one, plus Fucked With a Knife.
As you do after eating spicy food.
Still my favorite reaction to this song. https://youtu.be/D_o5LiToNp8
It sounds fun ... Until it happens to you!
Really makes you wonder about "Stripped, Raped and Strangled", "I cum blood" and "Meat hook sodomy"...
“No, dude, none of them actually believe… I mean most of them wouldn’t… I mean, you listen to rap, and it’s not like any… look, it’s just a fucking record, okay!?”
Then you have people like the guy from Lost Prophets singing happy songs while fucking kids. Glad he was just shanked in prison.
Shanked to death, even better. I didn't hear about what he did until like last week or so, so I had a listen to their old songs I used to keep in my long Winamp playlist. Nostalgia ruined.
That headline isn't even slightly the most interesting part of the story.
But he was replaced as guitarist of cannibal corpse after this incident. And I think corpsegrinder has done enough good in this world to offset Pats... Craziness.
Sometimes it's the ones you most suspect. Most of the time, the metal guys are fine and wholesome.
I don't think there's anything wrong with Sven from Aborted, but if they open his house and find a pile of raped corpses, I'm not going to be surprised.