this post was submitted on 20 Oct 2025
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[–] Derpenheim@lemmy.zip 37 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Type in poo to cancel it out

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 weeks ago

Fool! There can be no poo without pee!

[–] eatCasserole@lemmy.world 27 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

What's with the dim purple lighting? So ominous.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Who says this is in a kitchen?

[–] sploosh@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Who said anything about a kitchen?

[–] eatCasserole@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

You guys don't have black lights in your kitchens?

[–] BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Right? Otherwise, how do you know if you got all the pee cleaned up?

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You guys only use stoves in a kitchen?

[–] InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] recycle_me_please@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Only in the kitchen

[–] VieuxQueb@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The "tomatoes" gotta grow groceries so expensive!

[–] eatCasserole@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Ah right, """tomatoes"""

[–] i_am_not_a_robot@feddit.uk 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This picture isn't very clear, but I saw this similar coffee machine:

(if you can't read it, the display says "poo")

[–] toomanypancakes@piefed.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

With this, the prophecy is fulfilled

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 weeks ago

Just drink some pee and it'll turn off. Glug glug here comes the pee pee train.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 weeks ago

It's giving you instructions on how to baste your turkey

[–] null@piefed.nullspace.lol 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Houseman@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Hot pis pie like granny used to make.

[–] spizzat2@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 weeks ago

It wants to be let outside.

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 weeks ago

It's Lemon party time!

[–] skuzz@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 2 weeks ago

Not to be that guy, but having had to repair ovens with these GE control boards on and off, what that display is saying (as the oven is on) is "PRE" for pre-heating.

The updoot lover that created this image just photoshopped the E over the R. You can tell as the segments on both Es are exactly the same in brightness and intensity, which is highly improbable in simple digital electronics design used for these types of boards.

[–] Nindelofocho@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works -2 points 2 weeks ago

Why'd you have to remind me of that awful franchise?

[–] toeblast96@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago

Theyre coming

[–] RandomStickman@fedia.io 6 points 2 weeks ago

The pee drawer kid now has a pee oven

[–] InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 weeks ago

I have this exact model. It's a marquee message. It's the start of Peek-a-boo-urns.

[–] andrewta@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

You stick your Johnson into the oven, start to piss on the racks then slam the door shut.

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 3 points 2 weeks ago

Physical Education Extreme