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[–] CompostMaterial@lemmy.world 160 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

So Charlie Kirk, J. D. Vance, and Donald Trump walk into a gas champer and get raped...

[–] Chozo@fedia.io 59 points 2 weeks ago

I love stories with happy endings!

[–] SapphironZA@sh.itjust.works 38 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Plot twist, no-one else was in the chamber. They did it to each other.

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 weeks ago

I'm kinda impressed they managed a triangle of non consent.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 28 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not Charlie Kirk any more."

[–] Opisek@piefed.blahaj.zone 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That's it, the freedom committee decided you're not bald eagle enough and are no longer welcome in the land of cholesterol.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

but i was just going to cross the border for my monthly lard pickup

[–] Serinus@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

This one is a fine joke and makes a point, but let's not take it farther. Normalizing this nazi shit serves their agenda if it begins to disconnect from one-off commentary on their speech.

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[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 107 points 2 weeks ago
[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 74 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (4 children)

My mom just read me a text message she got from her half-sister who is in stage 4 renal failure (or something imminently fatal like that, although I've been hearing this for about 10 years now). I was feeling sorry for her until my mom got to the point where she said she was "looking forward to meeting Jesus and Charlie Kirk".

[–] SalamenceFury@lemmy.world 51 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

I would just reply with "Bitch, you're going to hell, you're only meeting Charlie Kirk there."

[–] frog_brawler@lemmy.world 32 points 2 weeks ago

"you can meet one, or the other, but not both."

[–] state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

And Maggie Thatcher and Ronald Reagan. So many conservative herpes!

Edit: I meant to type heroes, but this works too.

[–] SalamenceFury@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

I swear, if Hell could be livestreamed on Twitch I bet it would have 500k+ views every day just from people watching Thatcher, Nixon and Reagan burning in there.

[–] Zorcron@lemmy.zip 12 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Ignoring your actual point, something like end-stage renal disease requiring dialysis has a life expectancy of around 5 years, but even 10+ years on dialysis is not unheard of.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

FWIW she has refused dialysis.

[–] FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

As I said when I got a text saying "don't send A g money to your dad": "It won't be long now. Everything evolving him will be over shortly."

Everyone in his generation was a little miffed. Everyone in my generation was all "yup."

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[–] tomselleck@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They really don’t have people on dialysis that long anymore. My best friend is currently on dialysis.

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[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

something imminently fatal like that, although I've been hearing this for about 10 years now

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[–] Capricorn_Geriatric@lemmy.world 42 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

... Good thing I use MasterCard

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[–] yarr@feddit.nl 29 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"It's worth the cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths [...] so that we can have the Second Amendment" - Charlie Kirk, 2023

[–] Inucune@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That's why I say 'hey man, nice shot.'

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[–] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

...for everything else, there's MasterCard.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

But not for "erotica featuring animal related topics", so since you bought that catgirl hentai game on Steam, your cards are revoked for "financially supporting the sexual exploitation of animals".

[–] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 weeks ago

How did you know I bought catgirl hentai games on Steam?

[–] theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 2 weeks ago

You've always been allowed to threaten the designated groups but not allow to threaten the rulers power.

[–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 19 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

JD Vance is Vice President of The United States and somehow he is still a loser. Like not a bad person, of course JD is an awful, hateful human... I mean JD Vance genuinely firehoses out loser vibes everywhere he goes despite on paper being an immensely powerful boy (one of the most powerful boys!).

[–] Zron@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

He’s so bland and draining that the pope died hours after a Vance Exposure Event.

I hypothesize that if the entire nation is subjected to a VEE, we could face devastating losses.

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[–] IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

If he takes over he’s going to have a hard time. People won’t follow him blindly like they do for trump. He’s going to try to be tough but it will be so cringy that he won’t get the support he needs to back it up.

[–] Damage@feddit.it 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Who knows, I still can't understand how people can take Trump seriously, let alone form a cult following.

[–] IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

People like trump because he lies in such a playful way. It softens it enough that most of his followers let it slide and the rest are outright fooled by it. Vance does not have this quality. His lies come across as hateful and intentional. People aren’t left feeling good afterwards like when trump lies to them.

[–] Lyra_Lycan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

Soo, are "watermelon people" people who really like watermelon, black Americans, or Oompa Loompas because their skin is kinda like the flesh and the hair is the rind? Or fat folk who wear stripey green onesies

[–] NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io 27 points 2 weeks ago

I thought it was Palestinians, but now that I think about it there's no way your average American racist can make that connection.

[–] imsufferableninja@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Green on the outside, red on the inside?

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[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Lyra_Lycan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (4 children)
[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Hold on. Wait. I'm sorry... are there yellow watermelons? Since when?

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[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

No. But I like where you’re going with it.

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[–] village604@adultswim.fan 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That dude is awesome on X. I recently followed him and he is hilarious imo.

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 18 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

He's on Bluesky too. Just fyi, in case you might want to consider not being on Twitter anymore.

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[–] BilSabab@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

But if you quote Ace Frehley you'll get a HELL YEAH

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