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[–] frog@feddit.uk 65 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Living in NYC, I had to go to downtown from uptown everyday.

Train: under 20 minutes.

Bus: over an hour.

The cool thing was I could use the same MetroCard for both. Sometimes I would take the bus because the scenery is nice to look at, or I wanted to read a book.

[–] MisterFrog@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

The cool thing was I could use the same MetroCard for both

Has this not been a thing for like 60 years practically everywhere?

RIP cities that don't have this.

In conclusion, I approve of your lifestyle

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 49 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

All we need is to figure out how to have public transit generate accelerating, double-digit profit growth year-on-year, so that VCs all start bankrolling public transit startups, and then all our transit problems will be solved! /s

[–] wolfpack86@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The thing is it can be quite profitable for the biggest possible VC firm out there. The government.

The Interstate System spurned so much economic growth and thereby new tax revenue. Weve just pissed it away on stupid shit and have failed to maintain critical bridges and things like that.

[–] bryndos@fedia.io 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yes, they just have to "run it at a loss". Instead of trying to drive up the fares trying to reach "profitable" levels.

A lot of the savings should come from reduced road deterioration and lower road maintenance costs.

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[–] ckmnstr@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I can't believe you didn't use the word "disrupt". Huge No-No. Why would I fund something that doesn't explicitly disrupt the public transportation space?

[–] Alaknar@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 weeks ago

Just use AI to disrupt public transportation space! On the blockchain!

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 31 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I live about 30 minutes walking from my workplace, that usually takes about 15 minutes by car (20 at rush hour).

It takes more than 90 minutes to get there by bus.

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 12 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

30min walking is like 2km distance if walking pace is 4kmph, 3km if 6kmph. About 8min if you cycling at the average speed of 15kmph.

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

Yes, it's 3km.

Takes about 20 minutes on a bicycle because you can't go through the same path. And it's stressful.

[–] RBWells@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Huh. My office is about 30 minutes walking too, but 5 minutes drive and about 15 by bus (only because there are literally 3 different routes that happen to run between a couple blocks from my house to a block from my work, so the fucking half hour frequency doesn't apply - I specifically live near bus lines always but they slashed the frequency) . I actually bike in every day unless it's raining.

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

so the fucking half hour frequency doesn’t apply

No, you misunderstood.

If I decide to go by bus, it will take more than 90 minutes of travel time. The wait time isn't counted there. (I would need to take 2 buses, one is hourly, the other one is frequent.)

Before I started working from home, I used to walk.

[–] RBWells@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Ah. For me the most direct possible route has car road, buses (yes three of them, and oddly, this only happens in a couple of places and home to work is one of them) and sidewalks, and the roads are 35mph ones so if pedestrians are on the sidewalk I take the bike in the road, if it's clear I take the sidewalk.

Our old location, it was different - there was a way to walk between my kids school and the office, but no safe bike route and car had to go on the highway and loop around, the road didn't exist, and house to work no way but car, it had a bus stop but only the bus to the next city passed it, and that one you have to board in downtown so I know what you are talking about. Even with the express bus between downtown and work it would have taken a couple of hours. And driving took between 10 minutes and 50 minutes depending on traffic (bus subject to same traffic) So glad they moved into the city.

[–] gigachad@piefed.social 3 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
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[–] myfunnyaccountname@lemmy.zip 23 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

30-45 minute drive to work, depending on traffic. Bus would be 3.5 hours. No trains.

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm almost 40 and I've spent about 9 months during which there was public transport between me and my job, and I probably could have walked from Holt ave to Lewis street faster than the GTA bus.

I had a few years where I rode the train from a stop a mile from my house to a station literally in the basement of the building I worked in. A 55 minute ride where I could read peacefully or nap, absolute heaven. I didn't even like moving to WFH because I missed the restaurants in the city.

[–] Bangs42@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

If you look on Google Maps, there's this super convenient line of trees that goes from the next large city north-ish of my town to the largest city in the state, south of me. It runs right through my town. If you go looking in that line of trees, you'll find abandoned train tracks.

There was a day when someone (not me, I'm not that old) could get on a train in my town and go to virtually any medium to large city. Now, we can't even get funding to connect the walking trail segments that parallel portions of those abandoned tracks between towns.

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 23 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] balance8873@lemmy.myserv.one 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I assure you, Amtrak isn't good. There's only one stretch near me where it's faster to train than drive, and Amtrak makes the price about 8x the cost of driving (or 32x if you have passengers)

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago

Oh I believe you. I'm on a train literally right now.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Amtrak isn’t good

Going from DC to NYC without stepping onto a plane or fighting traffic is such a blessing.

[–] balance8873@lemmy.myserv.one 5 points 2 weeks ago

And you've nailed the only functioning service line I was referring to in one go :)

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[–] DupaCycki@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Just one more lane bro. And remove the bicycle lanes. That'll fix everything.

[–] balance8873@lemmy.myserv.one 1 points 2 weeks ago

Two different problems. Nothing much stopping a city that cares from improving their bus system.

[–] BambiDiego@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Not one.

Not a single one of you is gonna acknowledge the artistry that is the username "beemovieerotica"?

[–] faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 6 points 2 weeks ago

Nah, it checks out for Tumblr

[–] Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

🎷It's hip to fuck bees🎷

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[–] gamenac@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Living in a bigger Florida city for a while, I realized the bus system was not for me. Besides way less than stellar routing to get from point A to point 1 to point H to point L to point B, they changed how they handled pricing more than a few times while I was there. Add the fact that even by car you're looking at about 30 minutes time, and who knows how long for the bus, made me a diehard cyclist. Most trips were comparable to driving with the added benefits that cycling has. Unfortunately there is almost no incentive for cities to upgrade public transport that enough people will get behind, even if it makes the most sense.

[–] RBWells@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah that's where I am, and with some exceptions (there has been a one-bus route to the university at all my residences, like walk a few blocks, get on a bus, relax, end of the line is the school) it's so difficult to use the bus system, one transfer and you are hosed. If I had a magic wand, I'd reinstate the trolley lines to their original farthest reach plus stadium and business districts, make all buses run every 15 minutes (the routes are reasonable) and make it all fare free, or an easy and cheap subscription, wave phone or ticket.

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[–] handsoffmydata@lemmy.zip 10 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

The fact that the route has public transit and walkable options narrows it down to a handful of American cities.

[–] its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 2 weeks ago

Google doesn't actually care when there are no walkable options. If there are walkable options it will prioritize those paths, but if there are none it just gives you the shortest route and hopes.

[–] MimicJar@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Define "walkable". The side of the road is considered "walkable".

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[–] ranzispa@mander.xyz 9 points 2 weeks ago

I was in the US with my sister. Didn't know whether the bus to get us to town would pass as it was already sunsetting (yes, it did pass we later figured out) as the trip was a couple hours long. One guy stops with his big truck towing a boat and picks us up. Apparently he did not figure out we were hitching, he thought we were waiting for the bus and was afraid for us. Apparently the previous day he had taken the bus for the first time in his 65 years of life and that was one of the most traumatizing experiences in his life. He figured we should not go through the same pains he had to go through...

But yes, American public transport is terrible. While travelling I had decided not to rent a car. I ended up having to make friends with people travelling with cars so that I could go around with them.

[–] NeedyPlatter@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Jokes on you the GTA 's (Greater Toronto areas) public transit system is like this too! 🤩 I hate it here

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I mean.....to be fair, the people I've met from Toronto are always the most selfish self entitled main character syndrome assholes I run into. It's like Canadas version of Chicago. I'm honestly surprised Toronto doesn't have some common food that they try to be "famous" for. Chicago deep dish isn't pizza, it's lasagna cosplaying as pizza. I could eat pizza every day. I could only eat Chicago style once a year or so.

[–] Pieisawesome@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 weeks ago

What’s wrong with Chicago? I moved to the area a year ago and everyone is pretty nice…

If you have a complaint about Chicagoan food, I think Jepsons Mallort is a bigger complaint than deep dish.

I don’t know how you can compare deep dish, a style of pizza, to lasagna. They are much different…

[–] BlackVenom@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Torontos system def needs work, but it's by far better than most. Presumably it really falls apart outside of downtown though. Driving is for sure hell... You'd think it'd be easier to at least convince people to bump public trans to make room on the expressway.

Yeah if u r outside of major street or subway, good luck. Streetcars are often slower than running lmao

[–] reddifuge@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It's a mystery why people don't take buses in the US.

A real head scratcher.

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[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

The bus doesn't even stop in my town anymore.

That's actually quite the improvement. I remember back when I had the lovely choice between an actual hourly train that would take you within a literal days walk of your destination with the entire route having the constant risk of you being run over, the local bus route which requried switching three busses even to leave town, with another 5 or 6 easily to reach close walking distance to where you'd be going the next town over, or the good old fashioned route of just driving there which took a good hour and a half if you were going anywhere important and had the added bonus of constant risk of being run off the road from our local drivers.

To be fair these days it's a lot better, the bus route only takes three swaps at worst, and the bus drivers only ocasionally start driving like they are formula 1 racers on their way to take a pit stop in the middle of goddamn nowhere.

[–] ranzispa@mander.xyz 7 points 2 weeks ago

I love public transport, it is basically the only form of transport I use. I do occasionally drive a car, maybe once or twice a year. That said, I really prefer not to need transport in my day to day life.

I live in a city in Spain. It is an important city, but it is not very large. I walk to work in 20 minutes. From work I walk to the city centre 15 minutes. From the city centre I walk to the woods outside town in 15 minutes. It's not even worth it to wait for the bus to arrive...

[–] Aeri@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Actual American public transit is when you ask it for public transit directions and your phone shoots you with a small caliber bullet

[–] BananaIsABerry@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 weeks ago

People in the "fuck cars" community would have an aneurysm. Work drive sucks.

[–] Giraffe99@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

It's trash lol

[–] BilSabab@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

that's why god created marshrutkas

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