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POV: you're a Linux user (infosec.pub)

submitted 2 weeks ago by SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/surrealmemes@lemmy.dbzer0.com

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[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Bam!
...
Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam!
Click. Click. Click. Click.
Whack! Whack! Whack!...

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Choice 1: The Age of Dark Unity.

As the Age of the Dark Enlighement ends, you become the slave of your overlords to an even higher degree, but you think the temporary gains of security will worth it, even at the cost of losing your everything, including your body.

Choice 2: Uncertainity.

After an ultra-hard boss battle, you defeat your overlords, but also a lot of technology with them. You don't know if you can rebuild society with the information on those technologies you possess.

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 weeks ago

Resistance is futile

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Distal though...

[–] joseplinux@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 weeks ago

Nah, I would spare the machine and install Linux on it

[–] somerandomperson@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

shoots until only scraps of the machine remain

FUCK YOU TO ETERNITY, WINDOWS!

burns the scraps down

heavy breathing

AND FUCK ALL OF YOU BIG TECH