Prevent her from the artisanal pet shops.
this post was submitted on 19 Oct 2025
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She feed_s hops_ to them be for consuming them to improve the flavor. She is a menace to all that is good and reasonable.
Here's a creative man. And the only to follow the damn community rules. You shall be spared from the woe of the potassium men who hide in meat shops
Why stop her? Squirrels are a menace. They ate the christmas lights on my book shops.
Your book shops should not be the reason squirrels are consumed. Had you talked of their plan to overthrow the Senegalese government I'd understand.
She is the squirrel mothership and is only collecting her drones