Please tell me this is also actually a cake
this post was submitted on 13 Oct 2023
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It is actually a cake.
I showed these to my girlfriend and she gasped then said, "I love them!"
I covet these. 😍
Probably couldn't walk in them now with the state of my joints, but back in the day I would have rocked these (remove the random cherry and they're even better).
E: the more I think about it the more I want these, to wear when I use my wheelchair, to hide under a blanket and flash at anyone who gives me a hard time. Still don't think my joints could take those angles even in a seated position, but I would absolutely love to see the looks on peoples' faces 😂
Okay now I am just imagining you in a wheel chair at the old folks home for goth strippers scaring the church youth groups who come to volunteer there.
Please tell me this is actually true.
Lol, no, not quite.. For starters, I'm several decades away from qualifying for an old folks home.. 😂😂
But I can't lie, if that's how I end up, I wouldn't be too disappointed lmfao 🤣
Looks unpleasant to wear, but as a strange decoration I think it looks kinda neat.
I'm not really into goth/metal/etc fashion, but I think this actually looks pretty awesome.
I wonder if the mouth is taxidermied or something like an epoxy.
More like Nana's dentures, a hot glue gun, a pair of pliers, and a roadkill coyote.
Glorious. It even has a cherry on top.
If you can actually walk in that, thats pretty impressive
The massive platform actually provides a lot of stability, making shoes like this easier to walk in than heels of any height without a platform.
Why do tall shoes not spread out wide at the base, for added stability?
Don't interrupt female fashion by asking for logical explanations.