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RFK Jr. Warns Teenagers Now Have Less Sperm Than 65-Year-Old Men (www.mediaite.com)

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[–] Rooskie91@discuss.online 1 points 2 weeks ago

Their building a defense for the Epstein stuff.

"We had to rape those kids because their peers couldn't get them pregnant!"

[–] kreskin@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

yep, reduced 'precious bodily fluids'.
Actually RFK even looks a lot like the general from Dr Strangelove too.

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Pedofile pseudo science

[–] GaryGhost@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I was shooting massive ropes into the ceiling fan. Has that change in the last 20 years? Let us know in the comments below

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