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[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I bet Doc Oz will have an OTC product for this very soon!

[–] bier@feddit.nl 2 points 2 weeks ago

Sperm blaster, its all natural, full of micronutrients and makes you cum like a whale (the reason seawater is salty).

[–] nuggsy@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Thenotnotnottheonion

[–] zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Knowing this administration, they know from person experience.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

After his mum is done with them, maybe

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

They’re a bunch of pedofiles so they’re trying to justify raping girl children with their pedofile affirming pseudoscience

[–] Tronn4@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

He's confirmed it himself

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

You can tell from how it's all over your face, Bobby? Does Donny's taste different from the young men you pay for?

[–] maxxadrenaline@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago
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