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Numerous Republican offices have confirmed that they were targeted by an unidentified group or individual who distributed American flags bearing a similar symbol, which were initially indistinguishable from an ordinary American flag to the naked eye,” he said. “My office was among those that were subjected to this ruse.”>
I noticed it with my naked eyes. Is it a weird illusion that only happens on camera? Can you not see it standing in front of the object?
They're reptiles. "Their vision is based on movement!" Flag wasn't moving. Invisible.
It wasn't me! It was the one armed liberal who snuck into my office in the middle of the night. How he lowered the rope and descended down from the skylight, I'll never know! But I'm keeping that and the other Nazi gear where it is .. it's evidence!
"It's all Biden's fault"
Thanks Obama.
its malarkey time
Wait wait, this schmuck claims that that swastika was indistinguishable with the naked eye? Seriously? That's super fucking obvious swastika dead center of that flag?
“Numerous Republican offices have confirmed that they were targeted by an unidentified group or individual who distributed American flags bearing a similar symbol, which were initially indistinguishable from an ordinary American flag to the naked eye,” he said.
Whole idea behind camouflage is that it breaks up outlines, blends into the background. This flag is the diametric, literally and figuratively, opposite of that.
That is the kind of shit you would expect to see in like a Harry Turtledove alternate present America where Hitler had won.
They keeping calling us Nazis and fascists. Why do they keep calling us racists? Stop demonizing us!
Bro. It was just a prank, bro. Bro!
"It was a ruse! I was bamboozled by hoodlums!"
I just went to the flag shop and picked it in a hurry.
It was a dog that dropped that paper bag with $50.000 on my porch.
That woman must have broken in and drowned herself in my bathtub, I hate it when that happens.
“I don’t appreciate you’re ruse ma’am”
“My ruse?”
“Yeah, your cunning attempt to trick me”