there is no such thing as a vampire wombat
this post was submitted on 16 Oct 2025
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Friendly reminder that wombats are BIG
Wow, it looked so small on the OPs picture.
They start off little
The evolution of wombats chart sent me
if a wombat is large enough it might collapse into a black bat
No vampire wombats? I'll have to fix that.
Vampire wombats were destroyed by the drop bears long before the english came.
the main sequence
hahahah
A stickbug isnt a true bug
Is it a true stick, or is the whole thing one big LIE?
They technically a member of the ambulatory foliage genus, yes.
Ah, so a technicality, eh...?
They're flying insects
So it's more accurate to call it StickFeature?
No, stickinsect
Wombats actually are true bats. What we think of as bats is a quirky of convergent evolution. Nature is wild!
Wombats and cricket bats both
No vampire wombats that we know of.
It's entirely possible that every scientist that went to study them is now a bloodless dessicated corpse slowly turning to jerky under the Australian sun.
Nah, see, they're native to southern Siberia. That's why people don't find them: you'd never know to look for wombats in Siberia.
Do species really exist? Aren't we all just vibrations in the cosmos?
Right but species are a kind of vibe
What!? And then next you'll tell me they are not wombs either?! I don't believe you
But wombbats are. While cockroaches crawl into the urethra of the penis, wombbats fly into vaginas, then crawl into the womb through the cervix, where they'll nest.
How do you tell a fat squirrel from a wombat?
All bats are wombats but not all wombats are bats
Next thing you’ll tell me an eggplant is not an egg??
i mean the whole order is called VOMBATIFORMES.