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[–] JandroDelSol@lemmy.world 80 points 3 weeks ago (9 children)

I mean, if you aren't counting your calories and eating in a deficit, you're not going to lose weight.

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 32 points 3 weeks ago (29 children)

Research shows that small amounts of physical fitness during the day can be just as beneficial as a full workout

A 2019 review of 19 studies looked at this question, involving more than 1,000 participants. It found multiple, shorter “chunks” of exercise in a day improved heart and lung fitness and blood pressure as much as doing one longer session.

And there was some evidence these chunks actually led to more weight loss and lower cholesterol.

https://studyfinds.org/can-you-microdose-exercise/

[–] JandroDelSol@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

honestly, makes sense. a lot of people don't want to dedicate a whole chunk of time out of their busy lives, but it's easy to squeeze in a set of squats or something between tasks

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[–] sundray@lemmus.org 19 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

LOL, I'm 5'2" and hover around 100 lbs, and I've had trouble gaining weight my whole life. Eating more doesn't seem to help much. But I have noticed the more I eat, the more I shit. Perhaps that's where all my calories are going 😭 .

[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

the more I shit

I mean that's still 'calories out' if you're not actually absorbing them. Guessing you've already done this if it's been a life long thing, but just in case, you might want to hit up a gastrointestinal doctor - there are conditions that cause usable nutrients to literally just go through you. You may have one of those - and if yes, knowing which will give you a path to fixing it or working around it.

Then again, 5'2 at 100 lb is only just a hair into the underweight range. If you feel good where you're at, maybe fuck it.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Thanks! I've been to a few doctors over the years, and they didn't find any specific diagnosis. It was really a problem during my adolescence, at first delayed, then bang-o (and then I had all kinds of other things to worry about). Now that I'm past all that things have settled down, and my doc says I'm doing well. This is just my normal, he says.

[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Fair enough! Keep this in the back of your head though if you ever become critically injured or sick - daily caloric requirement goes up when you're recovering from something, so yours specifically might be even higher than that already-higher-normal.

There comes a point where eating anything just feels gross cuz you're already stuffed, so you'd have to start being strategic about meal/snack timing, and prioritizing high calorie foods and drinks. Hopefully your team would have access to your history in that situation, and account for that shit from square one, but YOU are your best advocate, so don't be afraid to prod them if needed.

...and sorry lol, been doing a fuck ton of nursing school homework the past few weeks, so my brain is still in nurse mode when I hop on Lemmy. You're basically an NCLEX question! :P

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 7 points 2 weeks ago

No worries! And you're going to be an awesome nurse 💯 👍🏼!

[–] SomethingBurger@jlai.lu 4 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

It's all genetics. Some people gain a lot of weight easily, some eat as much as they can but still lose weight.

I'm 5'7 and 130lbs. It took me 3 years to gain 30lbs. Gaining more is legitimately impossible. There simply isn't enough time in a day to eat enough calories, unless I do nothing else.

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[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago

Yup, I was doing keto for over a year to lose weight. Got to a healthy weight, stayed there for 3 months, and decided I wanted to gain weight to help build muscle. Put on 20 pounds while still being on keto. Then lost weight again to look leaner. It's all calories in, calories out. However some people find certain diet types to be easier and preferable to others.

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[–] ignoble_stigmas@sh.itjust.works 32 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Not fat, ideal body form, I’d even say: superior

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 24 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (6 children)

a seal abs and muscles were built, because they swim all the time. they can hold thier breath for 30minutes, i think some others can hold longer. the southern elephant seal holds the record at 2hours.

another fun fact is when seals/sea lions deep dive they it automatically shuts down thier digestive system. also seals can survive on thier blubbler and fat for quite a long time too. they have mechanisms that allow them to extact alot of oxygen into thier tissues, blood.

seals are quite fast in the water, seal lions even faster. seals do have trouble on land, as the have to act like a caterpillar, while sea lions can walk and run/

[–] IndustryStandard@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

It really is what peak performance looks like

[–] tym@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

I choose to imagine you're the polar bear version of jason statham's character in every movie he's ever done.

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[–] farting_gorilla@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I thought this was interesting, TLDW is that exercising in cold (water/environment) increases appetite after, so it's not great for a person that's trying to lose weight

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dV88178zjDQ

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[–] BilSabab@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Atkat@leminal.space 26 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

Muscles don't keep you warm in freezing ocean water! Blubber does that.

...Man I wish I had a bulletproof excuse like that.

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[–] the_q@lemmy.zip 12 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] wander1236@sh.itjust.works 31 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] the_q@lemmy.zip 19 points 3 weeks ago

I was shocked too.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That's right, they're Marines.

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Crayolas in, crayolas out

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

IT'S AN UNHEALTHY LIFESTYLE! I'M ONLY MENTIONING YOUR WEIGHT BECAUSE I CARE ABOUT YOU!

Thank you, but I've been experimenting with a lot of different options and decided that this is...

YOU'RE GOING TO DIE BEFORE YOU TURN 60! WHAT WILL YOUR WIFE AND KIDS THINK?!!

[–] AnimalsDream@slrpnk.net 10 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

All of the anti-carb diets are a joke. Carbs are fucking great.

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They're really not, but not everyone needs them.

If you're bordering type 2 diabetes and carbs just make your blood sugar shoot up and crash down, reducing or eliminating carbs can get your shit back in check without medication, and make it much easier to reduce your calories (since you don't feel compelled to stuff your face again because of shaky hands)

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[–] buttnugget@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I have diabetes and I have this guide to carbs and healthy eating. It’s 45-60g carbs per meal I think, and the portions are hilarious. It’s like 1/100th of a bagel or something.

[–] myotheraccount@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Checks out, if your bagel weighs more than 4.5-6kg

[–] Pringles@sopuli.xyz 8 points 2 weeks ago

Sounds about right for average US bagel size.

[–] buttnugget@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

I’ve never seen a bagel under 20kg so that makes sense.

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[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I mean, I sure do like pizza and beer. But my personal experience is that low carb diets are awesome. I've done the keto diet probably about half a dozen times in my life, and (after ensuring my electrolytes stay balanced) it has consistently given me positive results.

I first tried it with the notion that fat and protienn were satiating, and therefore it would be easier to stick to a calorie deficit. Simple. I disregarded all the people who talked about "more mental energy" or whatever bullshit - I just wanted to lose fat. But the results blew me away.

Without counting calories and while eating lots of deliscious food, I lose fat basically without trying and get a six pack. My athletic performance isn't diminished, and my hunger levels drop noticeably. Hunger itself feels less important, and my emotions in general become more positive - I am more likely to feel happy and grateful and to fall into flow states, and setbacks and bad moods bother me far less. I fall asleep easier and sleep more soundly. My skin looks better. And these effects persist as long as I am on the diet - it isn't just "losing water weight" or whatever.

Why does it do this? I dunno. Just does. Typically I eat a diet with lots of veggies, beans, some meat, and the occasional pizza and beer night. But comparing a whole foods keto diet to a standard american diet of processed junk food, I'm gonna go ahead and say that keto will come out far ahead, and I'm not gonna let the perfect be the enemy of the good.

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[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Carbs/fats/proteins are just the delivery of calories.

If you’re wondering we burn them in the order of protein > carbs > fats. That’s why we store them as fat, eat carbs before an athletic event, and eat protein after one.

[–] confusedbytheBasics@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

If you’re wondering we burn them in the order of protein > carbs > fats.

That's not true. Learn more about https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Citric_acid_cycle if you want to understand.

[–] AnimalsDream@slrpnk.net 2 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I'm aware of the basics of macronutrient digestion and metabolism, and your description is... weird. Would you care to share a source on your claims?

It also needs to be noted, unless you're eating nothing but supplements and highly processed powders, no one eats fat, or carbs, or protein. We eat foods, and virtually all foods contain all three macros in varying ratios. In the real world we get all three together every meal, and if you're not, it means you're following a diet that you probably shouldn't.

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