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A third of Americans believe Trump’s presidency is part of God’s plan (www.independent.co.uk)

submitted 5 months ago by throws_lemy@reddthat.com to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] salacious_coaster 1 points 5 months ago

Look at that, right on track with the Hopeless Dipshit Constant(TM) of 33%.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 5 months ago

gods plan, he ultimately smites everyone in the end, or sends down his ANGELS to smite everyone.

[–] notgivingmynametoamachine@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

One third of Americans apparently qualify as fertilizer and not much else.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

I find it a bit heartening that the number is that low.

[–] Yeller_king@reddthat.com 1 points 5 months ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dystheism

[–] kreskin@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Which god we talking here? Not the muslim or christian ones for sure.

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

The true American religion. The Church of Capitalism.

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