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[–] lechekaflan@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Bioshock Infinite is a documentary.

Seriously, American style Christianity is just as awful as DAESH.

[–] Bloomcole@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

There is no god,( a fact even more than a 3rd of americans would disagree with) but if the magic man would exist and after all this time decided to finally do some good, placing this clown at the head of the most destructive country on the planet would be a good move.

[–] mPony@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I think you meant "would not be" ?

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[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Of course Trump is part of Azathoth's plan.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 weeks ago

Baphomet says hey.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Their god wants to destroy the US?

[–] stinky@redlemmy.com 4 points 3 weeks ago

Poll conducted by the PRRI cited in this article is legit. The CEO of PRRI Robert P. Jones writes in a related article, "With its roots in Western Europe, Roman Catholicism has a long history of colonialism, particularly in Africa and the global South, where centuries of atrocities against Black and brown peoples were justified by the conviction that white Christians were God’s chosen means of “civilizing” the world."

Although I didn't closely scrutinize the article OP linked, I would guess that it has equal journalistic integrity.

[–] desmosthenes@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

that’s cause they want end times to happen in their lifetimes.. sheep

[–] acme401@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

I don't care what the bible says

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I refuse to believe a third of a country can be this stupid. I can't even believe that a third of a country can believe in god.

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[–] CatZoomies@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Republiklan God’s plan: “And Amen I say to you, if you send me one tariff, I will send you two tariffs back. And I will punish the wicked - and by wicked I mean those Radical Left Lunatics that are eating the dogs and the cats.”

[–] SabinStargem@lemmy.today 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

If this is Yahweh's planning, then they are in dire need of a pink slip. We should try hiring on Cthulu or Ahura Mazda instead.

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[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

If I believed in an all powerful being who knows everything everywhere all at once I don't believe anything could possibly not be in God's plan ... So you know like what the fuck? I know what you're thinking didn't I miss omni-benevolent? And I'm like really? It's a logical fallacy and you think with all the evidence around us that is the real one?

[–] REDACTED 3 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Which god? Humans have made thousands of them

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[–] itisileclerk@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

TIL: 1/3 of the Americans are genuine morons. The more stupid the citizens, the greater the state. So, it's MAGA all the way!

[–] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (13 children)

It will be a great day once the Evangelical Boomers die off.

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[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

They have god mixed up with satan

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