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[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

We have already established by means of the last election that have the voter base it to stupid for their own good. This just cements the fact.

[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Of course Trump is part of Azathoth's plan.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 5 months ago

Baphomet says hey.

[–] stinky@redlemmy.com 4 points 5 months ago

Poll conducted by the PRRI cited in this article is legit. The CEO of PRRI Robert P. Jones writes in a related article, "With its roots in Western Europe, Roman Catholicism has a long history of colonialism, particularly in Africa and the global South, where centuries of atrocities against Black and brown peoples were justified by the conviction that white Christians were God’s chosen means of “civilizing” the world."

Although I didn't closely scrutinize the article OP linked, I would guess that it has equal journalistic integrity.

[–] desmosthenes@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

that’s cause they want end times to happen in their lifetimes.. sheep

[–] acme401@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

I don't care what the bible says

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

If I believed in an all powerful being who knows everything everywhere all at once I don't believe anything could possibly not be in God's plan ... So you know like what the fuck? I know what you're thinking didn't I miss omni-benevolent? And I'm like really? It's a logical fallacy and you think with all the evidence around us that is the real one?

[–] itisileclerk@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

TIL: 1/3 of the Americans are genuine morons. The more stupid the citizens, the greater the state. So, it's MAGA all the way!

[–] CatZoomies@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

Republiklan God’s plan: “And Amen I say to you, if you send me one tariff, I will send you two tariffs back. And I will punish the wicked - and by wicked I mean those Radical Left Lunatics that are eating the dogs and the cats.”

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I refuse to believe a third of a country can be this stupid. I can't even believe that a third of a country can believe in god.

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[–] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago (13 children)

It will be a great day once the Evangelical Boomers die off.

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[–] SabinStargem@lemmy.today 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

If this is Yahweh's planning, then they are in dire need of a pink slip. We should try hiring on Cthulu or Ahura Mazda instead.

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[–] REDACTED 3 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Which god? Humans have made thousands of them

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[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago (3 children)

They have god mixed up with satan

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