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[–] merdaverse@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Have these people read the part in the Bible that talks about the Antichrist??

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[–] BotsRuinedEverything@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

As an atheist, I'm starting to believe this is the work of God too. A deeply vengeful God.

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[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

A third of Americans are mentally disabled

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[–] devolution@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Not sure what's worse. The article or the AI generated nightmare fuel picture.

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[–] abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

So...God wants to punish America?

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[–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I guess God's plan yet again is to put pedos in charge.

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[–] chellewalker@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 weeks ago

I don't really know if that means much? Putting aside how people actually feel at the idea of "God's plan", it broadly boils down to: "Did it happen? Then it was part of God's plan."

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

The Omnissiah's blessing is DEFINITELY not with that orange sack of fleshy weakness.

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[–] Bebopalouie@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 weeks ago
[–] slingstone@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

What if it's a punishment from God for doing evil crap like supporting genocide?

[–] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Unironically, those people shouldn’t get to vote. If it’s all a part of gods plan then they should let Jesus take the wheel with the votes too.

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[–] pachrist@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

In case you're talking to a Christian, most believe that everything is a part of God's plan, even the things they don't like.

It's honestly more interesting that this doesn't match up with the "do you identify as a Christian" stats. It would imply that there are a significant percentage of Christians who think that Trump is outside of God's plan. Maybe God didn't have Trump in his bingo card?

Some of those believe in a vengeful god and that the plan is wipe out humanity. I would not argue with them on the outcome, just the means of getting there.

[–] maxxadrenaline@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

The true satanists.

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 5 points 3 weeks ago

Part of God's plan of judgement

[–] hateisreality@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Fuck that asshole god

[–] rayyy@piefed.social 5 points 3 weeks ago

Funny how god wants exactly what they want - eh?

[–] LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 weeks ago

"God's plan"?

This God guy fucking sucks at planning

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

religion, in the way of progress since the invention of agriculture

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 weeks ago

This really doesn’t speak to quality or satisfaction. If they accidentally drowned their own child, they’d call it god’s plan.

[–] mhague@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

If you ask a Christian "Do you think God personally..." and they answer "No." then how are they a Christian? It's weird how around 66% of people say they are Christian but they don't all believe the part where God is revealed by history unfolding. All things are part of God's plan... but not that!

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

We have already established by means of the last election that have the voter base it to stupid for their own good. This just cements the fact.

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