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[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 9 points 6 hours ago

Honey badger don't give a shit

[–] Sparkles@fedia.io 10 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Me, every Monday, in 7 hours of meetings

[–] TehBamski@lemmy.world 5 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

I surely hope you are heavily exaggerating the number of hours you're in meetings that day. If not, might I highly recommend you find a better company/corporation to work for?

[–] Sparkles@fedia.io 4 points 6 hours ago

I love my job otherwise, lol. It’s just we cram all our planning and placements into one weekday. Which has its upsides and downsides.

[–] Bring_Back_Buggy_Whips@sh.itjust.works 12 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] TehBamski@lemmy.world 9 points 8 hours ago

Don't we all?

[–] commie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (1 children)

I work in a hotel and I have been trying to provoke the sales director for months

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 6 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Have you tried tickling his balls? That's what Steve Irwin used to do with alligators, and everyone LOVES him! Well. Except for that one stingray.

Is your sales director a stingray?

[–] commie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 hours ago

no.

and no.

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