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[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 197 points 3 weeks ago (47 children)

That's my secret trick: if you never earn enough money to be able to afford to invest, you lose nothing when the market crashes

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[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 151 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

All went into some billionaire’s pocket who got a tip from the administration to short the stocks.

Was Barron. The call is coming from inside the house.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 110 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)

People in 2020: "I'm buying at the bottom of a market, I hope I get 30% yoy returns for the next five years"

People in 2025, last week: "Omg, it happened! I've more than doubled my money in less than five years!!! Crazy!!!!"

People yesterday, after a 5% market correction: "I'm destitute"

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 23 points 3 weeks ago

Leverage is a hell of a drug.

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[–] Vinny_93@lemmy.world 74 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

You haven't lost a cent if you don't sell

[–] cRazi_man@europe.pub 66 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

You also haven't lost a cent if you never bought.

[–] oplkill@lemmy.world 21 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You also haven't lost a cent if you are broke.

[–] PalmTreeIsBestTree@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You haven’t lost a cent if you don’t exist at all

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

You also haven't lost a cent if you use a different currency.

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[–] CoyoteFacts@piefed.ca 20 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I'd definitely start considering inflation. If your money is stagnant and not earning interest, it is shedding value. Like it or not, we're all inherently playing the game; it's in everyone's best interest to learn the rules.

[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

High interest savings accounts are still offering 3-4% or more. It's a good spot to park your emergency fund. $600/year just for storing 15k ain't bad at all plus it's all FDIC insured (and you can also invest some of it into CDs if you're willing to lock that money away for a couple of years in exchange for a higher interest rate)

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[–] ragingHungryPanda@piefed.keyboardvagabond.com 66 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

wait, my investments are down between 2.5-3% from the day before. what's everybody freaking out about?

QQQ is still up 20% for the year

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 55 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Now you know how the average investor thinks and/or behaves

[–] tired_n_bored@lemmy.world 36 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Buy high sell low, that's my strategy and it's working great 🤑😎

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Well, that is the strategy of the average active investor.

Do not be the average active investor.

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[–] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 48 points 3 weeks ago (11 children)
[–] irelephant@lemmy.world 23 points 3 weeks ago

That take is lukewarm at best.

[–] mr_satan@lemmy.zip 12 points 3 weeks ago (8 children)

People are dumb. Currency cannot work if it's not used as a currency. Cryptobros "investing" in it are the dumb ones, trading currency as it's stocks or something (not to mention, that stocks are dumb as well). How can it not be volatile?

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[–] infinitesunrise@slrpnk.net 8 points 3 weeks ago (13 children)

You say that as if you don't think the entirety of capitalism is dumb.

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[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 7 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

Hotter take: you missed out on it 15 years ago. I know I did.

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[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 38 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] henfredemars 28 points 3 weeks ago

Whales: our investments.

[–] x00z@lemmy.world 27 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

At first cryptos had a true value, as in people wanted it and saw the potential of the coin itself, and not of the price it had, thus raising the prices. Then it changed. Capitalists with their huge capital started playing the market. So instead of the cryptos having a monetary value based on their actual value to society, they got their monetary value from previously monetary values. This means that the value of the cryptos shifted towards how much value it could provide to the people investing in them.

At this point anybody with half a brain should have stopped caring about the actual monetary value of cryptos. Bitcoin was made for one thing and that was to be a decentralized alternative far away from any government. And now you have one government, that only consists of a mere 5% of all humans, that somehow made the market crash? Everybody that doesn't think this is beyond crazy is getting played, hard.

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[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 23 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 8 points 3 weeks ago
[–] wondrous_strange@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)
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[–] Sibshops@lemmy.myserv.one 23 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I thought something happened. SNP 500 is just down half a percent over the last month.

[–] WalrusDragonOnABike@reddthat.com 30 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

There was a drop of about 3% on Friday because of rumors of tariffs/insider trading. Trump waited for markets to close on Friday to officially announce it. But futures don't look bad anyways.

Also Crypto fluctuation, as usual, have been more than that. Bitcoin is only down like 7% over the last week and 3.4% over the last 3 months, but its up like 80% YOY, so hardly a problem if this has been a long-term thing.

[–] rainwall@piefed.social 10 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Bitcoin didn't drop much, but lots of alt coins dropped 90% or more. The memes are manly coming from accounts that lost it all on those alt coins, sometimes in the millions. One of the big cases lost 30 million Friday.

See here for some schadenfreude

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 14 points 3 weeks ago

I hope someone takes my retirement and invests it on bitcoin. I don't want to live much longer past my useful life. A good heart attack could do the trick.

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] sirico@feddit.uk 7 points 3 weeks ago

It's fine just the monthly pump and dump you didn't benefit though so enjoy the extra cost as funds just got shifted again

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 7 points 3 weeks ago

Its bitcoin that will double in a month.

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