"No, sir, it's a citation."
"Oh, good guess, but it's actually a Pontiac Phoenix. I can see how you'd get those models mixed up."
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Reminds me of the T-shirt that says "Singapore is a fine city" then it lists all the weird things you can get fined for in Singapore.
ACAB except this guy. Printing complements is what keeps my trust in the police alive