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[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 5 points 1 hour ago
[–] ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world 6 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

3 kids AND 3 dogs?! Lady, you're already living life in (most likely self imposed) hard mode!

[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 44 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Still my favorite take on this:

[–] scytale@piefed.zip 9 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

I wonder if anyone has actually used that. It’s basically saying “follow me home and rob me”.

[–] seathru@lemmy.sdf.org 20 points 6 hours ago

Not much different than "My kids play sports, so we're gone on the weekends."

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 1 points 2 hours ago

They'll have to get around the line of Republicans following the other car, first.

[–] ryan213@lemmy.ca 10 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Maybe that's how the position became "open."

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 4 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)

Missing man is a black dwarf.

Woman's name is Layla.

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

It's an obscure reference to the film Me, Myself, and Irene.

Originally I had said her name was Irene, but then I realized that wasnt the mom, that was Jim Carey's love interest.

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

Another one of great Jim Carrey's psycho horror comedy joints.