don't want to meet me
Well i do now that I know you're not boring.
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don't want to meet me
Well i do now that I know you're not boring.
This one's a banger, we should kick it
And by it I mean our maladaptive coping mechanisms
And by 'kick' you mean 'double down on'. Fuck yeah!