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[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

Back in high school, I used to get high and make 3 layer pb&j sandwiches with waffles instead of bread, at like 3am lol.

Waking up with a stomach ache is the only "hangover" I've ever had from weed. Unless you count still being high from a strong edible the night before a "hangover."

I don't, I call it a bonus

I’m not even high and that seems like a great idea to me

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Weed is dangerous. It makes you put the chocolate side of the eclairs on top when making a sandwich!

[–] emmanuel_car@fedia.io 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Better than having the cream filling on the outside…

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Yep, cream belongs on the inside. Hmm, that doesn't sound dirty enough.

[–] n3m37h@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] dmention7@midwest.social 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Agreed.

Am also high, so....

[–] n3m37h@sh.itjust.works 2 points 18 hours ago
[–] RangerAndTheCat@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago
[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago
[–] criss_cross@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah. Heart disease is no joke.