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[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 4 points 3 hours ago

The guy is not wrong. I have dozens of HDDs but he's talking about an actual hard drive. I also have a wife, 3 1/2 kids and my dog just died. I've seen some shit.

[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 46 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

This is the kind of shit that grandpa prints out and gives to you.

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 hours ago

It funny because Family Bad™

[–] handsoffmydata@lemmy.zip 8 points 5 hours ago

Did HDDs stop existing? Someone tell my NAS.

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 61 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

Hur dur Boomer humor.

Needs 30% more hating their wife for no reason at all.

This is boomer hoomer done right not like that other poster.

[–] Klear@quokk.au 21 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Hard drive good, phone bad.

Phone bad, wife bad, young people bad

[–] IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works 13 points 8 hours ago (6 children)

Hard drives are going to be one of those in between things that Gen x/millennials will understand, but were already obsolete by the time Gen z rolled around.

[–] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 1 points 12 minutes ago

Drag thinks solid state drives are drives and they're hard.

[–] NotSteve_@piefed.ca 1 points 1 hour ago

Hi I'm technically a Zoomer, I grew up with HDDs, hybrids and 32Gb SSDs. I'm just about 30 :)

[–] undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 6 points 5 hours ago (3 children)

I’m confused, I call both HDDs and SSDs hard drives or disks. What’s the non-obsolete term?

[–] Fish@midwest.social 6 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

HDD is hard disk drive. SSD is solid-state drive. Though I still use the term "hard drive" to refer to both of them.

[–] undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 2 points 2 hours ago

I know what the acronyms mean. But I refer to them both as hard drive.

[–] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 2 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

HDD mean Hard drive, SSD mean Solid State Drive;

The joke is about HDD not being used which is wrong

[–] undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 2 points 2 hours ago

I know what the acronyms mean. But I refer to them both as hard drive.

[–] Sadbutdru@sopuli.xyz 1 points 4 hours ago

I'm guessing cloud?

[–] jumping_redditor@sh.itjust.works 9 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

hard drives are still relevant for bulk storage

[–] IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

True, but most consumers aren't doing bulk storage. Most people just have cell phone and laptop

you must find really boring people

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 10 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Hold the fuck up, did you just acknowledge the existence Gen X?

[–] IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works 8 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Gotta keep them on their toes.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 6 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

I'm always on my toes. My toes hurt. Please stop abusing my toes

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

puts legos under SpaceNoode's toes

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Joke's on you, I fucking love LEGOs

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

puts megablox under SpaceNoode's toes

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Joke's on you, I've accepted Mega Bloks because they had the Star Trek license back in the day

[–] Darkmuch@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Fuck. What do we have left? Lincoln Logs? Tinker Toys?

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 points 58 minutes ago

Literal caltrops?

[–] Dreaming_Novaling@lemmy.zip 1 points 5 hours ago

Well, people like to say "check their hard drives" when referring to pedos, so the word itself isn't lost yet. But there might be some other Gen Z's who don't actually know what that is considering we were raised with Chromebooks...

[–] TheFunkyMonk@lemmy.world 14 points 8 hours ago

#BoomerHumor