He really should have invested in an all you can eat Buffet chain of restaurants.
this post was submitted on 11 Oct 2025
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Can anyone explain to me how this guy has pledged to give away most of his wealth, yet he's in his 90s and hasn't done it yet?
For most, the speed of wealth accumulation exceeds charitable donations, making the pledge functionally impossible to fully realize at current trajectories.
Aw damn yeah it's impossible to give away their money faster than they make it. Aw geez.
He spends too much money keeping his bikini line waxed.
"I'm gonna die soon anyway, unless I find a teenagers heart and liver and transplant me some new lungs from some Pakistani ten year old, that we've been grooming and growing since birth"
Is this the Oracle of Omaha Steaks guy?
Soon..