this post was submitted on 11 Oct 2025
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Lemmy Shitpost

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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

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2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

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3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

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4. No Porn/ExplicitContent


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

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5. No Enciting Harassment,Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

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6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

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If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


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9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


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[–] Axiochus@lemmy.world 73 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] SonicBlue03@sh.itjust.works 15 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

My brothers in God, I am Sphincterius. Pleased to make your acquaintance.

[–] Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social 7 points 3 weeks ago

*my brother in Jupiter

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[–] copymyjalopy@sh.itjust.works 38 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
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[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago

I don't know why but this is the best one.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 27 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)
[–] ChaosMonkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 3 weeks ago
[–] Davel23@fedia.io 15 points 3 weeks ago

Marie Callender Sesame Chicken Bowlius.

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago

Yogurtius.

"Yo, Gurtius!"

[–] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 weeks ago
[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

My name is Rectumis Decimus Analingus, commander of the Armies of the South, General of the Phalic Legions and loyal servant to the true emperor, Shartius Expectious. Father to a black-hole son. Husband to a hotwife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

Breakfastius

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

Fudgsicleius

[–] DrunkAnRoot@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
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[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Candy Cornius.

Sounds like my stripper name tbh.

[–] subterfuge@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago
[–] ghostlychonk@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] Hatshepsut@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago
[–] Crostro@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

Your momius

Shakshukaius

Idk that’s kinda cool actually

[–] johsny@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social 3 points 3 weeks ago

Nou praat jy!!

[–] Jyek@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 weeks ago

Deleted by creatorius

[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago
[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Taco Bellius

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[–] toeblast96@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago

stirfryandbeansandriceius

[–] TomMasz@piefed.social 4 points 3 weeks ago

Turkeysubius

[–] DrSoap@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
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[–] markz@suppo.fi 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The first thing I do after finishing a bowl of ice cream was to open lemmy and see this meme. Not great, but could be worse.

[–] ratel@mander.xyz 10 points 3 weeks ago

Relax Icecreamius, at least you aren't Sorbetius.

[–] Brekky@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Disco friesius

[–] einlander@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Bootius Maximus

[–] YoSoySnekBoi@kbin.earth 3 points 3 weeks ago

Eggplantius

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Nutius. Very nutius.

[–] ApatheticCactus@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Enchiladius

[–] BlueMagma@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 weeks ago

Flammekuecheius

[–] Mobiuthuselah@mander.xyz 3 points 3 weeks ago

Deviledius eggius

[–] CPMSP@midwest.social 3 points 3 weeks ago

Trailius Mixius

[–] MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Icecreamius

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[–] affenlehrer@feddit.org 3 points 3 weeks ago

Leekcakeius

[–] RonniePickering@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
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