Breast milk is full of nutrients that a combat solider needs on the battlefield.
this post was submitted on 11 Oct 2025
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The ideal American soldier is strong, hairless, and lactating.
Chat, is this real?
Age a few years before you try the internet again.
And yes breast milk has nutrients, that’s the point of it.
Username checks out.
This shouldn't need saying obvs but https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/cnn-women-soldiers-breastfeed/
The fact that it's a picture of Jessica Simpson from the movie Private Valentine should tip some people off. Oddly enough they photoshopped the pic to change her name from Valentine to Lena and added nips lol
Nipples are the chicken of the breast
Epic choice of stock photo here CNN people. The tiniest suggestion of visible nips.
So it wasn't just me or my eyes.
edit: zoom in, it's more than a tiny suggestion
Movie is Private Valentine, Actress is Jessica Simpson. There's more gratifying media of her online if that's what you're looking for
Edit: Oh, and it seems those nipple bumps are not in the movie screenshots.
The only thing I can say about Jessica Simpson is that she might like mascara a bit too much, but ey, if she wants to keep up with her internal goth, who am I to criticize?
While I'm aware that she doesn't do her make-up for my benefit, after a quick google I have to say I find her appearance kind of disturbing in an uncanny valley kind of way.
She has very striking features and a super strong jaw-line.
Media of her in a uniform like that though??
Not an actual CNN article, and the image is from a Jessica Simpson movie.
Jim Carrey in that scene of “Me, Myself and Irene” NSFW
twice the watermark to indicate his double personality
Dwarf Fortress. Yes, my 1st axe has a newborn. And yes she’s going to take it with her into the field of battle.
Knowing dwarf fortress the baby is going to.some how manage to survive a forgotten beast with webs AND manage to kill it.
Homelander?
Oi! Omlandah! You cunt!
Rimworld has taught me children are useful for loading artillery.
it just taught me the value of hostages (as organ doners)
I love that using prisoners as a blood farm is a vanilla option in Rimworld lol
Found the Canadian
I'd assume it would improve morale.
Not for the women who get raped by other soldiers because of it.
They're getting raped now anyway.
So this particular issue is not relevant to the military's rape problems.
If you had a kid on the battlefield, then it's basically a miracle you have lactating military women that can handle their nutritional needs without digging into company rations
Well it would be rather irresponsible to leave the kids at home alone.