Literally me, at least until my parents and last remaining grandparent go. After that all bets are off
this post was submitted on 11 Oct 2025
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I like the (potentially fake) story of that guy who wanted to kill himself but went for some hookers and coke before that. The next morning he realized that the life can be fun actually, and didn't proceed with the suicide