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edit: oh no how do I keep the ballsack from shriveling because of the italics

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edit 2: there, got it

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edit 3: lolol

its hilarious to me that males claim to be the best at war while also having lil' pink sensitive jigglies dangling between their legs. it's like a glowing videogame weakspot. how am i supposed to take them seriously when they can't even sit down too fast or recklessly without incapacitating themselves. you could say similar things about eyeballs but at least those are ensconced in bone caves. as an external genitalia haver i speak from personal experience when i say that managing the equipment can be quite a task, especially during athletic activity, without weird/expensive underwear. can't even wear a lot of types of pants without discomfort, idk who decided pants all need a huge rough seam right on the inside of the middle of pants but i hate them. imagine you're under fire in a minefield or something and your fancy expensive athletic support underwear gets out of place lol. i'd almost rather do that shit in the nude. i have to take my pants off to even do stretches and certain exercises comfortably.

benis :DDDDDDDD

also GOOD post

why they gotta be lil mushrooms i swear who the fuck designed this shit

hexbear power users are cringe lmao

Y'all ever play that game where you and someone else have to say the word penis at increasing volume til someone chickens out? Good stuff.

Penis indeed funny

it's funny when people call dicks birds

Pemis

We not only live in turbulent, trying times, but beneath the surface every one of us has a personal struggle that can be just as ruinous and painful as a war or famine.

Weener.

Blempis

Penis

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